The Nightclub

[KARR]

Graftyaaahjklomp!
EyEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Krampamampythfrolkt!
*fixes himslef*
*wipes the egg off*
*spills liquid carbon dioxide on 1313666's go-cart*
OOPS. Oh, look! I never saw a go-cart dissolve on my eyes!
*zooms off and beats everyone again*
*puts his left hand back on*
*apologises to 1313666 for spilling the acid*
*races and wins with everyone again*
If you ever want to win, DON'T fuel your carts with bad quality petrol I mean, 80 is bad! I use 99 or 100 when I use petrol. In my go-cart.
*presses the blue button on the wall*
*watches the slots and roulettes and other hazard games appear*
Lets CrashRace! I mean, crash into stuff racing.
*CrashRaces and wins by luck*

 

[1313666]

*gets out of go-cart and starts to play slots* These things are addicting!

 

[Aquacorde]

*smacks 1313666 upside the head* Will someone put in a polker table, please?

 

[1313666]

Sorry. *polker table appears* What do you think of this in my sig?

 

[Aquacorde]

Do NOT put that in. Who wants to play polker?

 

[KARR]

Not me.
*crashes into the slots*
Sorry, 1313666.
*zooms around destroying all tables, chairs, slots and all hazard stuff*
Look at me! I have a wrong connection!
*jumps around on his nose*
This titanium thing is great!
*crashes the wall with his nose*
Ooooooooopsss!

 

[1313666]

That's it. KARR, get out of the go-cart! Oh, and TSO, IT'S TOO LATE!!

 

[Aquacorde]

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pokes 1313666*

 

[KARR]

*ignores 1313666's orders*
Nahnah-nahnahnah!
*is annoying*
Wee! Look-ey!
I'm an annoying nerd!
Anyway, 1313666, how long hav you been making that ham sandwich? It must be the size of the Sears Tower.

 

[1313666]

I'm not even started yet. *pulls KARR out of go-cart and makes it disappear* Make it appear again, and I tell Kiri.

 

[Aquacorde]

*is scared of 1313666's sig*

 

[1313666]

The best thing about URLs is if you copy them, you can make trillions of the picture!

 

[Aquacorde]

*puts on a blindfold so as not to look at the pic* Now I don't have to see it! *runs into a wall*

Ouch.

 

[1313666]

*puts pic on tv* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... *cough, cough* Ha!

 

[KARR]

*makes a NEW go-cart appear and slowly rides around in it giving everyone sweets and dentist ads*
Dr. P. Ain is a good dentist!
*keeps on riding around and gives everone cans of water, with sugar, artificial colouring and flavouring (cola)*
*hugs everyone around*
*looks around*
*eats a fruit salad*
*plays the upcoming Pokemon game on the DS*
*hands out packets of jelly beans (metal-flavoured)*
Yum-yum! Dim sum!
*rips broken circuitry out of his chest and replaces it with high-efficiency circuitry*
Weeeee! Look! Now, I can turn into a go-cart!
*turns into a go-cart*
Look! I'm a go-cart!
*wonders if he should do a antivirus scan*
N'ah!

 

[Aquacorde]

Hey KARR, can you pour acid on 1313666 and that pic?

 

[Kiri]

Tell me if you want nice things to materialise!
Any way...
*puts in separate go-karting room*
*puts in separate casino*

Phew, now the nightclub is just a nightclub again. But: vote guys! I'll either put in a restaraunt or a pokemon stadium. I have no limit to budget, it seems.
1313666 isn't using the specially built TV lounge...:(

 

[Aquacorde]

Hi, Kiri! *puts blindfold back on*
x.x
*runs into wall again*

Ouch.

 

[Kiri]

Hmm... is there evidence of drinkies here?
Hey, that guy in 1313666's sig could be a bouncer!

 

[Aquacorde]

*runs into Kiri* Oh, hi.
*falls over*