The Nightclub

Wow! This is the 600thpost in the club!
Eheheh, joke. Almost there, though...
*sigh* It seems just yesterday that this was a normal club...but now its more like a town. I've built a luxury apartment block so you never have to leave the club! Post here if you want one, and I'll give you the keys. Also, if you want a specific type of house, just ask...
 
I want a big house with bay windows, a beautiful marble toilet, floor from gold, and a 3 Ghz computer!
*gives Kiri a diamond the size of a Chansey*
 
Done! Definitely worth a chansey sized diamond. Don't you want a pool?
 
Filled with little hollow gold balls, please.
*hands Kiri a diamond the size of a Blaziken*
 
Aw, thanx! Anything for our best customer.
 
Oh, yeah, and I'll have a few large aluminium barrels of Watmel Juice. It's my favourite berry!
*gives Kiri 52 diamons the size a Pikachu's nose*

Did I get a large balcony? If not, here's some more diamonds to pay for it, and if there is one, just keep them.
*hands Kiri a dimanond the size of a Igglybuff*
 
Of course you get a balcony!
*Goes into gilded mansion to get Igglybuff diamond sculpted into an Igglybuff*
No-one wants a luxury apartment? They have as much floor space as a house, and extra fluffy carpets! And of course, big balconies.
*Turns on Scissor Sisters in Nightclub*
Anyone wanna dance? I'm single again...
 
I'll give you a diamond of you stop playing music in the nightclub.
*gives Kiri a diamond the size of a Blastoise*
Please!
 
Fair enough. *stops*
*Starts dancing anyway*
 
hello!! I'm here to cause trouble!!! *kicks a chair* ahh, that hurt.. I'm gonna sit down now.. so what's been happening lately???
 
Cannonball!! Jumps off the 45 ft high diving board looks down while falling... There's no water ahhhh!!!!
 
I have LG! LG! I said, LG!!!

Aaanyway...

*goes off to live in his new house*
Okay, who put Poka Cola in my fridge? You know, I hate carbon-dioxided drinks.
 
OK! Terminator Marathon in the TV lounge, NOW!
 
*throws tomato soup at 1313666's ugly avatar*

Bwahahahaha!

*makes a TR-Bar in the corner*
 
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