The Nightclub

hello!!
*looks at protoman*
oh I was the next person to post wasn't I?
 
Hah! *brings over sick bag and edges away, holding nose*

Ouch! My freaking ribs hurt! DM broke them half an hour ago... >.> So I broke his ribs AND his back.
 
Hey! Lets put in a fight arena for the many, many barroom brawls in here!
 
Once again, freaked out. *tiptoes past the drunken maniacs and disappears out the door*
 
Gets up walks over to the pool table sees a damsel in distress crying over her good for nothing boyfriend gives her a hankersheif and offers to play her in a game of pool to calm her down. Of course being the gentleman I am I let her win. She laughs at me for losing to a girl and joins back up with her good for nothing boyfriend. Stripes walks backs over to the bartender and asks for a shirley temple. Bartender looks at me funny and I say just get me the drink.
 
oh nothing.......except for the part where I went totally INSANE!!!!!
*falls off stool*
bartender get me another vodka.......................................NOW OR I'LL TEAR YOUR HEAD APART!!!!!
*stands up*
oh dang I went insane again didn't I??
*grabs drink*
hmm it's the sugar...no I haven't been drinking...
*backs away*
I'm just gonna sit down and listen to mus-
*snaps again*
GIVE ME THE VODKA AND THE SUGAR!!!!!NOW!!!!AND THEN I'LL FIGHT EVERYONE AND WIN!!
*snaps*
aghh gotta stop doing that
*snaps but isn't so violent*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SOOO TOTALLY INSANE!!!HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!SO INSANE!!INSANE!!INSANE!!
 
Tig said:
How many underage people are drinking vodka in here?!

You naughty people

*downs a full bottle of vodka then falls over*
[PokeCommunity.com] The Nightclub
No, shame on you! you must be 21 to drink vodka but you are only 17 so
shame on you!
 
*comes back to normal*
ooh me!!me!!I'm underage!!I'm only ten!!me!!me!!
*busts out*
hey bartender get me more vodka!!
*drinks more vodka*
Hey Kiri can we get a ski lodge?you know for skiers and snowboarders.with the restaurants and at least 12 different hills.PLEASE??????
 
no it shouldn't:p lol.
*orders more vodka*
okay now we need music.
*changes cd to Sugar Ray*
hmm this one is all right but lets go to track 5
*changes it to track 5*
this is Mr. Bartender(It's so easy)
*sings along*
Take your hand down put your drinks on the ground.....*continues singing*
 
*walks in* Hello everyone! ^_^ I was hoping to meet my beloved Amanda here, but until she arrives, I shall hang out and relax. ^^
*hears her favorite song and instantly jumps up to dance* X3

~Kelsey
 
YAY another person!!!
THANK YOU!!!
*does stage dive*
hahahaha!!!
*lands on floor.......HARD*
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
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