The Offical Quotes Thread

[Pokedra]

The Offical Quotes Thread
In this thread you can post quotes from PC or anywhere which you find hilarious. Something like a joke someone made, to a really funny mistake or typo someone made.

Rules
1.) If possible leave out the posters name so no one gets offended.
2.) Post names if it was a funny joke or something.
3.) No swearing, bagging or calling people noobs unless you know them and its just for fun.

Let the trolling begin.

Here's one as an example

Originally Posted by Vance
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+1 DD!

+2 DD!

+3 DD!

+4 DD!

+5 DD!

+6 DD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




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Pffft, countered.

Good one Vance =D

 

[Swift!]

Tiny looks like sex covered in awesomesauce.

Yes, I know it's my quote, but I like it.

 

[s0nido]

Originally posted by Tater Tot:
Operator: Hello, this is Bob from --
Tater Tot: DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME!

Obviously funny. It was supposed to be a counter against an unfortunate telemarketer.

 

[Chibi-chan]

Moving this to OT.
This is more of one of those threads than a discussion.

moved~

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Mine's in my sig. :P Another person had made a comment that something was wrong in one episode cause it went against physics. But.....