The Official Brock Fan Club

Oh thats where you got that woute from XD. Man I cant think of one XD.

Pokemon_Veteran
 
Yes that is where I got the line for my blinkie. XD
 
Can I join? I LOVE Brock for two reasons:
A. HILARIOUS!
B. He has a great singing voice
 
I have the words to "Two Perfect Girls" and my own English version of "Takeshi no Paradaisu"

Here they are:

"Two Perfect Girls"

[piano chord] (Brock, speaking) A one woman man's what I wanna be....
[another piano chord] Stay by her side SO faithfully...
[and another piano chord] I would if I could, but it's just no good!
[one more piano chord] (Brock begins singing here) Cause there's two perfect girls for me-hee... (laughs) All right! (music picks up)

(chorus) Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!


Oh yeah...

(verse 1) Officer Jenny, can't you see?
You can lock me up and throw away the key!
Jenny...if lovin' you's a crime
Then sentence me now, and I'll do the time!
My uniformed beauty is simply the best!
Got my heart under house arrest!
But before that cop makes me her boy,
I'm head over heels...
(he's head over heels) I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy...

Ooo!

(chorus) Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!


All right!

(verse 2) Nurse Joy, won't you please?
Cure me of this bad disease?
Oh, joy, the diagnosis please,
When I see your face, my knees get weak!
Well, I'm burnin' up...I got the fever,
She's my perfect nurse and I'll never leave her!
Her bedside manner has healed so many,
But why am I in love...
(why's he so in love?) Why am I in love with Officer Jenny...

Yeah!

(chorus) Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!


All right! Swing it!

[dance break]

A one woman man's what I wanna be,
But there's two perect girls for me-heeeee.....


(bridge) Oh, I try...and I try...and I still sweat deep inside...
From these two, I can't choose, I can't stand the bad news,
Bout the name of the girl that I love, ooo!


(verse 3) This can't go on, enough is enough!
I've got to pick one, no matter how tough!
It's time for eeny-meeny, miney-moe...

But wait a second... (wait a second) Wait a second! (come on and wait a second) What's her name? I just gotta know...

I've just gotta know!

(chorus) Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman man's what I wanna be,
But there's one...
no, two...
No, three-four-five-six-seven...so many...
Perfect girls for me-heeeeeee! All right!

and MY version of "Paradaisu"

::intro of waves and calm music::

::music picks up into a samba beat::

La-la-la, la la la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, letters of love and joy!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!

(spoken) Oh yes, I understand...
(sung) I fall in love so easily...
(spoken) My heart has been broken...
(sung) Too many times to see...
Yet there is, too little space
For me...to get back up again!

(spoken) And even if they think of me...
(sung) As someone much too carefree...
(spoken) And even if they make fun of me...
(sung) Laughing at my foolish deeds...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
My dream is alive!

Come on now, la-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, hear a word's beautiful sound!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!

[dance break/guitar solo]

(spoken) Oh yes, many times I've learned...
(sung) The game of love is filled with pain...
(spoken) My heart has been broken...
(sung) It's often aching...
And so, all I can do
Is laugh, to lift my spirit! ::laughs::

(spoken) And even if they think of me...
(sung) As someone prone to make mistakes...
(spoken) Even if they're laughing at me...
(sung) Laughing, calling me a clown...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
My dream is alive!

Come on now, la-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, hear a word's beautiful sound!
La-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, my life of paradise!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!

Come on now, la-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, hear a word's beautiful sound!
La-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, my life of paradise!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!

(spoken) OH!
 
You have no idea how long it took me to translate "Paradaisu":

20 minutes looking for the MP3
10 minutes waiting for it to download
5 minutes to find a good Japanese-English dictionary
10 minutes to find a site with a rough translation of the words.
an hour or so of listening, stopping, writing, restarting, etc.
5 minutes to sing it through
5 minutes to correct any rough rhythms
10 minutes to sing it again to see how it sounded.

If I had a mike, I'd record myself singing my English words...
 
Thank you...

The sad thing is, it took me six tries to beat Brock in FR (Although seeing him in his anime clothes was a nice perk)
 
I started with Charmander on FR too...but I used Wings, my Butterfree, in battle, and I had no idea his Onix had Rock Tomb...hopefully I'll beat him in one try with Mizu, my Squirtle on LG
 
YES! Mizu hammered Brock easily!

A question:

Do you think Brock is capable of playing an instrument? If so, what would you like to see him play?

I want to either see him play an acoustic guitar or harmonica.
 
I guess I could see him playing an acoustic guitar. XD
 
Well I saw the epi "Come what May" today hehe that rhymes and anyway Brock was so funny when he was going round the whole of the contest hall saying bad pickup lines to all the girls XD.

Pokemon_Veteran
 
A harmonica suits him well, so he can sing (and play) the blues when he's rejected...again...plus he just would sound good with an acoustic guitar; so I always give him one when he appears in my writings...and he plays it somewhere in every scene I write with him in it.

Today's topic: Post songs you think Brock would be most likely to sing! (include instrumentation)

Here's one called "Put Yourself in My Shoes" that I feel suits his frustration of not having a lady perfectly! (he'd also play the harmonica riffs in between the verses)

Here it is:

[harmonica riff]

Your mind is made up, you won't even try....
You didn't even cry this time!
You say that we could never see eye to eye
And one of us just must be blind.
We have our differences
We're still the same
See what we want to see
But you take a second look
And maybe things wouldn't seem the same
If you could see what you mean to me...

Put yourself in my shoes...
Walk a mile for me.
I'll put myself in your shoes
Maybe then we'd see
That if you put yourself in my shoes...
You'd have some sympathy.
And if I could only put myself in your shoes
I'd walk right back to me....


[harmonica riff]


You're gonna keep walkin' and you're gonna pass me by,
You say you don't even care!
But I could always recognize a real good-bye
And I know your heart's not there
We've had our differences,
We're still the same...
Hear what we want to hear...
Now I'm head over heels in the lost and found
It's a cryin' shame
I thought we made the perfect pair!

Put yourself in my shoes...
Walk a while--walk that mile for me.
I'll put myself in your shoes
Maybe then we'd see...
That if you put yourself in my shoes
You'd have some sympathy
And if I could only put myself in your shoes,
I'd walk right back to me....
I'd walk right back to me...

I'd walk.....right ba-a-a-ack....to me....


[harmonica riff]
 
Okay then, here's one called "Handyman"... (he'd play guitar and sing on this one)

[guitar intro]

Hey girls, gather round...
Listen to what I'm putting down...
Hey, baby, I'm your handyman...

I'm not the kind that uses pencil or rule...
I'm handy with love and I'm no fool...
I fix broken hearts, I know, that I truly can!

So if your broken heart, should need repair,
Then I am the man to see!
I'll whisper sweet things, you'll tell all your friends...
They'll come runnin' to me-hee-ee-ee-ee....

Here is the main thing that I want to say...
I'm busy 24 hours a day...
I fix broken hearts, I know, that I truly can!

Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a come come...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a come come...
They'll come runnin' to me-hee-ee-ee-ee...

Here is the main thing that I want to say...
I'm busy 24 hours a day...
I fix broken hearts, I know, that I truly can!

Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a come come...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a, come-a come come...
Yeah, yeah, yeah...


[repeat the above ad nauseum]
 
XD. Wll emerald have you got any funny things that Brock has said cus were coming up with funny quotes.

Oh yeah do you know that song by Wet wet wet "Ill always love you" or something I think Brock could sing that XD

Pokemon_Veteran
 
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