I have the words to "Two Perfect Girls" and my own English version of "Takeshi no Paradaisu"
Here they are:
"Two Perfect Girls"
[piano chord] (Brock, speaking) A one woman man's what I wanna be....
[another piano chord] Stay by her side SO faithfully...
[and another piano chord] I would if I could, but it's just no good!
[one more piano chord] (Brock begins singing here) Cause there's two perfect girls for me-hee... (laughs) All right! (music picks up)
(chorus) Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!
Oh yeah...
(verse 1) Officer Jenny, can't you see?
You can lock me up and throw away the key!
Jenny...if lovin' you's a crime
Then sentence me now, and I'll do the time!
My uniformed beauty is simply the best!
Got my heart under house arrest!
But before that cop makes me her boy,
I'm head over heels... (he's head over heels) I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy...
Ooo!
(chorus) Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!
All right!
(verse 2) Nurse Joy, won't you please?
Cure me of this bad disease?
Oh, joy, the diagnosis please,
When I see your face, my knees get weak!
Well, I'm burnin' up...I got the fever,
She's my perfect nurse and I'll never leave her!
Her bedside manner has healed so many,
But why am I in love... (why's he so in love?) Why am I in love with Officer Jenny...
Yeah!
(chorus) Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me!
All right! Swing it!
[dance break]
A one woman man's what I wanna be,
But there's two perect girls for me-heeeee.....
(bridge) Oh, I try...and I try...and I still sweat deep inside...
From these two, I can't choose, I can't stand the bad news,
Bout the name of the girl that I love, ooo!
(verse 3) This can't go on, enough is enough!
I've got to pick one, no matter how tough!
It's time for eeny-meeny, miney-moe...
But wait a second... (wait a second) Wait a second! (come on and wait a second) What's her name? I just gotta know...
I've just gotta know!
(chorus) Jenny, oh Jenny...
Joy, oh Joy...
A one woman man's what I wanna be,
But there's one... no, two...
No, three-four-five-six-seven...so many...
Perfect girls for me-heeeeeee! All right!
and MY version of "Paradaisu"
::intro of waves and calm music::
::music picks up into a samba beat::
La-la-la, la la la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, letters of love and joy!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!
(spoken) Oh yes, I understand...
(sung) I fall in love so easily...
(spoken) My heart has been broken...
(sung) Too many times to see...
Yet there is, too little space
For me...to get back up again!
(spoken) And even if they think of me...
(sung) As someone much too carefree...
(spoken) And even if they make fun of me...
(sung) Laughing at my foolish deeds...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
My dream is alive!
Come on now, la-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, hear a word's beautiful sound!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!
[dance break/guitar solo]
(spoken) Oh yes, many times I've learned...
(sung) The game of love is filled with pain...
(spoken) My heart has been broken...
(sung) It's often aching...
And so, all I can do
Is laugh, to lift my spirit! ::laughs::
(spoken) And even if they think of me...
(sung) As someone prone to make mistakes...
(spoken) Even if they're laughing at me...
(sung) Laughing, calling me a clown...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
Follow the dream, just for me...
My dream is alive!
Come on now, la-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, hear a word's beautiful sound!
La-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, my life of paradise!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!
Come on now, la-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, la la la, hear a word's beautiful sound!
La-la-la, it is so wonderful!
La-la-la, my life of paradise!
La-la-la, and it is, la-la-la,
And it is...
MY LOVELY ONE!!!
(spoken) OH!