^may or may not be a giant mechanical bag of potato chips that is able to talk, walk, and step on you, that has come to Earth from a very far away place called ??????land to control a giant, diet pill pyramid-scheme that is really just a ploy to steal food from people when they don't want to eat anymore because they want to lose weight when the pills don't work...
>O_O...woah, I can't believe I typed that.....