The One Above

[SilverStilletto]

^ is most certainly not a certain annoying beast living in < basement

 

[charizard_maa]

^Has a beast in their basement.
^Has a basement.

 

[SilverStilletto]

^ does not live in a tin can flying through the mezzosphere

 

[Eucliffe]

^Does not live in a pineapple under the sea.

 

[SilverStilletto]

^ is not a ruby teusday menu

 

[Eucliffe]

^is not absorbent and yellow and porous.

 

[SilverStilletto]

^ is not a tiny little beetle crawling around in one of the cars on the ferris wheel on the pier at the ocean city boardwalk

 

[Eucliffe]

^Does not cause nautical nonsense, which is what some wish.

 

[SilverStilletto]

^ does not keep a large but agile cat in ^ freezer

 

[Eucliffe]

^Does not drop on the deck and flop like a fish.

I fail at distorting lines from the Spongebob theme song...

 

[charizard_maa]

^Has five fingers on each hand.
^Only has one head.

 

[SilverStilletto]

^ does not find a mutant lump on the sidewalk in front of ^ trash can every day.

lolwhat? (where the heck am i getting this stuff?)

 

[charizard_maa]

^Doesn't know where she is getting this stuff.
^Doesn't know that she is reaching into her Inner Random.

 

[SilverStilletto]

^ doesnt think < is a potato containing a ferret
< DID know that actually... this is just a bit more detailed and random than usual

 

[charizard_maa]

^Knows things.
^So doesn't know what I am thinking right now.

 

[SilverStilletto]

^ has never randomly turned into a fluffy pink toilet seat cover.

 

[charizard_maa]

^Has never turned into a fluffy pink dress.
^Has worn a dress before.

 

[SilverStilletto]

^ does not have wings with which to fly... but is nice enough to deserve them

 

[charizard_maa]

^Called me nice.
^So deserve wings too.
^Doesn't have pink wings.

 

[SilverStilletto]

^ does not have an older sibling who always stands on their head and never says anything but bugsbugsbugsbugsbugs in an increasingly high-pitched voice