The Paige-The-Great (Kahoshi) Fan Club

[Lucid]

Yes, yes it would.

Do what you want Jack, if you want be back in office that much, then okay. ;3

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Money bribe? Okay... *gives Paige $1 million USD*

I haven't exactly thought of a plan yet for your retaking of the PLANT Supreme Council, Paige. I'll come back when I've got everything planned out.

 

[Lucid]

Do Ivan in like then did Yuna, have a MS step on him...

*counts money* >> <<

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Do Ivan in like then did Yuna, have a MS step on him...

*counts money* >> <<

*salutes* Ma'am, yes, ma'am! *brings out a Destroy and stomps on Ivan with it several times* XD

 

[Lucid]

Now Jack, what did we learn? ;3

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Now Jack, what did we learn? ;3

1. Don't fix what's not broken.
2. Don't go against your commanding officer.
3. Paige is a better PLANT Supreme Council Chairperson than Ivan.
4. Paige > Ivan.

 

[John Denver]

Sup Ya'll! I'm bout ready tuh go down to the chicken den an' catch me some cluckers!

'Cause I live in the SOUTH!

 

[Lucid]

Very good, you may now proceed to blow things up and... what ever else it is you love to do so much.

D, shut up, I don't talk like that. XD

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Very good, you may now proceed to blow things up and... what ever else it is you love to do so much.

*salutes* Ma'am, yes, ma'am, Chairwoman Paige! XD

 

[John Denver]

D, shut up, I don't talk like that. XD

I best be goin' down to the den and get me some apple piiie!

*starts doing a ho-down*

 

[Lucid]

I best be goin' down to the den and get me some apple piiie!

*starts doing a ho-down*

We don't say "den" we say living room! >O and Don't confuse me with Ashelee Simpson.

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Oooh, ooh, let me try, I'm fluent in hillbilly!

Geet-urrrr-duuuun, Dakoty! Ah tell yew what good, nuffin runs lak a Deere.

 

[John Denver]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO DANG I think I gone done stepped in some uh dem dere COW PIES

BESSY, GIT MAH GUN!

 

[Lucid]

*Pouts* I'm not a hillbilly, Ima... umm... southern.... belle... >> <<

XD! I wonder if she noticed that.

 

[John Denver]

*Pouts* I'm not a hillbilly, Ima... umm... southern.... belle... >> <<

XD! I wonder if she noticed that.

WELL THUNK YA KIINDLY

git bak in dat pot right der naw!

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Yew evurr run yer Ford truk thru the mud lak so? Minez so much better n' yer pansy truk, minez got a hemi n a doolie n mud flaps wif de naked wommens on em!!!!!!11 *shoots pistols in the air*

Paige, if you don't live on a plantation, you're not a southern belle XD

 

[Lucid]

WELL THUNK YA KIINDLY

git bak in dat pot right der naw!

I have relatives that talk that that... ._.

My grandma did, Alen! >O

 

[John Denver]

Dang grammy if I wanna mary mah sis ya'll shud jus' LEMME!

NANA, GIT MAH SHOTGUN!

 

[Lucid]

*Walks away until they're done.* >>;

 

[John Denver]

Now daaaaaaats funny rite dere...

 

[Chairman Kaga]

My grandma did, Alen! >O

Wow, too bad it got lost in two generations, you could be a cotton queen right now XD

Go ahead and marry your sister, D, I'm paired with my daughter, after all.