The Paige-The-Great (Kahoshi) Fan Club

[Lucid]

Yes Kkun, he meant music...he was talking about tastfulness in music. How everything is distasteful if it isn't

KILLSWITCH ENPAIGE!

siiiiiccccccckkkkkkkkNEEEESSSSSSS!

;O!!! D, when's your like, next song comming out?!

 

[John Denver]

;O!!! D, when's your like, next song comming out?!

Once my parents ground me from my car again and I turn my angst filled agrression into song lyrics

cccaaaLLLLLLIIINNNNNNNNGGGGG!

 

[Kurono]

Once my parents ground me from my car again and I turn my angst filled agrression into song lyrics

cccaaaLLLLLLIIINNNNNNNNGGGGG!

My momma locked me out of my car...

SO I WENT MAD!
MAD MAD MAD!

*ten minutes of screaming and moaning*

o_O

I couldn't help myself..XD

 

[John Denver]

I'm in the mood for dancing

 

[Lucid]

Alan can dance a forbidden dance. ;X

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Yes, depending on the frequency of my tapping I either catch people on fire or get them pregnant...I have hundreds of children......and even more death warrants on my head.

I'm cutting myself in anticipation of my parents taking away my car privileges aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*thirteen-hour guitar solo*

*seventy-nine hours of whiny, nasaly incoherent singing*

THE RAZOR ATE MY SOUL!

 

[John Denver]

POWER BALLAD!

Mowowow...wowow, bum bum bum thump thump.

dunna DUNN! DUNAnana mowabanana bum bum BOWOWOWOOW!!

shumana bum BOWW!! Boing bun bum dun dum DoWoWoWOOWOWWO!!!

*distortion*

MWUAH!

 

[Chairman Kaga]

YIGGLYIGGLYIGGLYIGGLYIGGLYIGGLYIGGLYIGGLYIGGLYIGGLYWAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW

WA WAGGA WA WA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG-BA-BA-BAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BA

 

[Lucid]

Awesome, my club is now a mashpit! ;o

 

[John Denver]

You don't like our power ballad ;_;

I have no friends, no family...nothing; where's my razor

 

[Candelyce]

You don't like our power ballad ;_;

I have no friends, no family...nothing; where's my razor

In the toliet. Wash your hands after you fish it out, John Denver. XD

 

[John Denver]

I'm lookin fo' Mrs. Bubble gum

I'm Mr. chik o stik

 

[Chairman Kaga]

In the toliet. Wash your hands after you fish it out, John Denver. XD

So contracting E-Coli is emo now? WHOAOAOAOA, I'M BEHIND DA TIMES =O

But that's not possible......I'm part of Killswitch EnPaige, we create the curve, then we go even farther ahead of it

 

[John Denver]

So contracting E-Coli is emo now? WHOAOAOAOA, I'M BEHIND DA TIMES =O

But that's not possible......I'm part of Killswitch EnPaige, we create the curve, then we go even farther ahead of it

Killswitch Enpaige is the reason for emo

We invented sadness...

 

[Chairman Kaga]

But now it's time to hijack another emotion and exploit it........would you say the pensive or wistful crowd has more money?

 

[John Denver]

But now it's time to hijack another emotion and exploit it........would you say the pensive or wistful crowd has more money?

We should target 16-24 year olds...late high school early college crowd

the ones with the moneys

 

[Lust]

Mmkay, lame joke coming up.

What do you call a pissed off Paige?

A ramPaige. xD

 

[John Denver]

Ooh, I got one

What do you do when Paige is out of the house?

PAIGE her cell phone...

WOW these suck ;)

 

[Chairman Kaga]

Where would you search for Paige's phone number?



........ can you guess?





Is it at all possible that anyone could ever guess what this beforehand?










Improbably so?










Highly unlikely?













Or could it possibly be that someone is sitting in front of their computer at the present time, scratching their head over this conundrum, and suddenly, as if a lightbulb had just turned in, it will occur to them that the pun to this joke just might be the








WHITE PAIGES????!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[John Denver]

When Paige joins a cult and she is hazed, what is that called?






















RIGHT OF PAISSAGE!