The Pokémon Cheat Game

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    I think I first saw this game over on Serebii...but anyway...

    The game works like this: one person starts off a long and pointless fake cheat for one of the GB games and then someone else carries it on and the next person carries it on...until the cheat finishes and someone starts a new one. Something like this:

    Poster 1: This is a cheat for Pokémon Emerald to get 20 Jirachis. Raise a Magikarp to level 99...
    Poster 2: and win all the master rank contests with it...
    Poster 3: go and buy 99 of each item...
    Poster 4: give Magikarp a Moon stone...
    etc.

    So...I'll start us off!

    This cheat is for Pokémon Emerald and will gain you a Pokémon called Mario. First of all show the Berry Master 99 of each Berry...

    ~*~*~*Micklo*~*~*~
     
    This cheat is for pokemon Emerald and it will let you become a Gym leader. First go to Roxan's gym...
     
    Then, acidic snow falls on your head, killing you on contact. Lanette revives you, but you discover that you've turned into an Absol. Some newbie trainer screams, "0MFG T3H PWNZ0RZ, as he throws a Master Ball at you but misses. You stick out your tongue and say, "LOLZ N00B U R T3H SUCKZ" and run away. After you get the "1337 talk" junk out of your system with a trip to the PC, you find out that your mother and father divorced, because Professor Elm had an affair with...
     
    an agitated Wooper. You have to run all over Hoenn to find the Wooper, like finding Lati@s. When you find it...
     
    Who causes a virus in your PC to replace all your Pokémon to become a gym badge that you design with a secret in-game tool. It gives you a gym leader uniform, only on the condition that you name the badge after it. Doing so, you remain an Absol, and your badge becomes the ninth badge other trainers need to reach the Elite Four. You soon discover that no one is able to beat you, because all of your opponents' Pokémon become corrupted by...
     
    explode. You then wake up A Ralts with A really bad Hangover. You must now go to...
     
    ...Mauvile city and and switch your current bike, then go east until you reach the water, press up, down, left, right, right, right, up, down, left, left, right, right, right and you will be able to to ride your bike on the water! From there you must...
     
    Go to fortree and walk on the longest bridge untill an acorn drops on your head and puts you in a three day coma. after you wake up, you realize you somehow became missingno. Now you have the ability to float. now go to...
     
    ...Spear Pillar on Tengan Mountian in Sinnoh, now you must smoke the Heaven's Pipe until you are high as A Kite, then you advance up the rainbow into the Crack Dimension, from here you must...
     
    ...juggling three Togepi eggs, so Team Magma will come out and...
     
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