The race of the Pokémemes(game)

[<Challenger>]

HA! Your key card is made of plastic, and mine is made of RUBBER!

Jynx
(Pop Singer)
"LOOK OUT! IT'S A WILD NIKKI MINAJ!"
Shut up! I have more talent than her!

 

[Drago Dragonite]

Machamp
((Confused Justin Bieber killer))
"I think I killed either Justin Bieber
Or my chances to stay in this job"

Oh yeah? I got a fire missile! And its made of fire!

 

[CoreyRX8]

Slowpoke
(Amnesia affected and question-filled idiot)
Guys...why did no one tell me that Pokemon Black and White came out yesterday?

 

[Drago Dragonite]

Ninetales
(Story-teller)
"Sorry guys.
Only got nine tales for today"

((I tried my best and I made a rather emotional sig!))

 

[T-Zombie]

Machamp
(girlfriend to really depressed man)
Don't worry honey, you're still muh champ

 

[Drago Dragonite]

(Idea!)
Roselia
(Seer of Light -Homestuck stuff don't ask.-)
"How did I ascend?
I rose."

 

[FiersomeLucia]

Scyther
(Tries to be a bird)

I can believe I can fly! -Jumps off a Building- "Scyther Cannot Learn Fly"
Oh Damn...

 

[Drago Dragonite]

(Bye Scyther)
Charizard
(Super... Mon?)
"Haha! SuperMon away!"
-Starts raining-
"Agggh! Kryptonite! Kryptonite!"