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*flies into outer space on a bottle of fizzed-up Mountain Dew* Eeeep! No Oxigen! >_< *dies* X_X
 
We're already over 1500 posts?! w00t! *accidentally eats a Goa'uld symbiote, then spits it out* Oh my God, that stuff tastes foul! Note to self: Never attempt anything that you've seen on Stargate SG-1.
 
Wheeee! ^_^ Say cheeze! ^_^ *stands in front of Stargate when it activates and gets vaporized by its blast* o.0
 
*pops up from nowhere*
Meowr!

*pushes doggy into endless vortex*

Meowr heehee

*Hides*
 
Waaaah! Run for yar lives! It's rainin' toilets! It's the Apocalypse I tell ya!! *runs around like mad and dodges all falling toilets Matrix-style until he runs out of Bullet Time*
Oops... o.o
*smash*
>_<
 
Bring out the Face Huggers! *unleashes several dozen Face Huggers* Aah! One of them's after me! *gets Face Hugged* Oh crap. *faints*
 
*jumps from roof to roof on a pogo stick* Wheeee! ^_^ *falls into the Grand Canyon and dies* o.0
 
*Throws a set of blunt knives*
Feel the wrath of the blunt knives! O.o
 
Wheeee! We're movin' to tha North Pole! ^_^ Tch. Best I make my baggages! ^_^
*packs up some ice cream, a refrigerrator, some fresh Cola, Sun tan lotion and a fan* o.0
 
*Dives into a pile of leeches*
I can feel them sucking my blood already! o.o
 
Ph33r t3h powuh of t3h t00thp1ck! *taps the planet with it and pops it* ...so it was made out of rubber afterall... o.0
 
*Runs around* I can fly! *Jumps into the sea* I can fly! *Gets hit by a whale*.. I can fly! o.o
 
Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
Today at around noon the Fireman HQ caught fire.
A bystander saw the fire and called the firemen... o.0
 
For all your random needs, call 1-908-1-RANDOM! That's right, call 1-908-1-RANDOM for all the randomosity you can ask for! 1-908-1-RANDOM!
 
*gets called by the president*
"Mister CFG, the nation needs your help in--"
"GET OFF THA PHONE YA MORON!!"
*slams phone into hook*
...
*gets hit by a nuke* o.X
 
*jumps up in the air*
*falls down*

Meowheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *line breaks*
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *line breaks*
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwww *line breaks*

*gets slapped by a fish* o.O;;;;;;;;;;
 
*get hits by a random object* Meowr! >:3
*Kicks a Jar of Pickles onto ... someone x3*
 
Oim! Oim! *is bowing before the Sacred Toaster Statue* o.0
 
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