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*spins double-bladed lightsaber all cool-style*
Want a piece o' me??? Huh??? *falls down into pieces having cut himself previously*
Desann: "Once again you have failed, Katarn." o.0
 
*double jumps and bows down before Mr. Kittyumi*

Oh, kittyumi, oh grand kitty of kitties
*Whacks*
Heehee, meowr XD

*runs off*
 
Wheeee! A bit! *plays with it* 01010101001111001010 Wheee! More bits! ^_^ ...hey, how'd ya multiply? o.0 *gets invaded by bits* Eeeep! *runs*
 
*looks down*
Oooh... A... ... ... ... *silence* piggy!
*kicks* *sees piggy fly*

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *<br />*
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *<br />*
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwww *<br />*

*gets taken over by XHTML*

No!!!! <br />
WTF? <br />
... <b>AH!!!</b> ...

*runs off*
 
Nooooh! Run! QBASIC has returned from tha dead ta take vengance!!!!!!!!!!

IF NOT WABILITY("STICKY HOLD") THEN NOCHITM = 1: DAMAGE = 0: MISSCHANCES = NEVER: WATIT$ = MACATIT$: MACATIT$ = "": TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + "'s " + WATIT$ + " was stolen!": TXM
IF WABILITY("STICKY HOLD") THEN TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + "'s STICKY HOLD firmly held the item!": TXM
END IF
END IF
IF ATTACK$ = "SMELLINGSALT" THEN
IF WATK = 0 THEN MACPR = 0
IF WATK = 1 THEN WPR = 0
END IF
IF ATTACK$ = "COVET" AND NOT WABILITY("STICKY HOLD") AND INT(RND * 2) + 1 THEN
IF WATK = 0 AND WATIT$ <> "" AND MACATIT$ = "" AND WATIT$ <> "" THEN MACATIT$ = WATIT$: TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + " gave " + ENM$ + MACPKMN$ + " its held item!": TXM
IF WATK = 1 AND MACATIT$ <> "" AND WATIT$ = "" AND MACATIT$ <> "" THEN WATIT$ = MACATIT$: TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + " gave " + ENM$ + MACPKMN$ + " its held item!": TXM
END IF
IF ATTACK$ = "KNOCK OFF" THEN
IF WATK = 0 AND WATIT$ <> "" THEN IF WABILITY("STICKY HOLD") THEN TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + "'s STICKY HOLD firmly held the item!": TXM ELSE TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + "'s " + WATIT$ + " was knocked off!": WATIT$ = ""
IF WATK = 1 AND MACATIT$ <> "" THEN IF WABILITY("STICKY HOLD") THEN TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + "'s STICKY HOLD firmly held the item!": TXM ELSE TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + "'s " + MACATIT$ + " was knocked off!": MACATIT$ = ""
END IF
IF (ATTACK$ = "ANCIENTPOWER" OR ATTACK$ = "SILVER WIND") AND INT(RND * 10 / S.GRACE) + 1 = 1 THEN MYATTACKROSE = 1: MYDEFENSEROSE = 1: MYSPEEDGROSE = .5: MYSPECIALROSE = 1: SPECDEFGO = 1
IF ATTACK$ = "FAKE TEARS" OR ATTACK$ = "METAL SOUND" THEN
IF WATK = 0 AND NOT WABILITY("CLEAR BODY") AND NOT WABILITY("WHITE SMOKE") THEN
IF WSPECIALDEF > INT(WXSPECIALDEF / 6) THEN WSPECIALDEF = WSPECIALDEF - CINT(WXSPECIALDEF / 8): TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + "'s SP.DEF. greatly fell!": TXM ELSE TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + "'s SP.DEF. won't drop any lower!": TXM
END IF
IF WATK = 1 AND NOT WABILITY("CLEAR BODY") AND NOT WABILITY("WHITE SMOKE") THEN
IF MACSPECIALDEF > INT(MAXCSPECIALDEF / 6) THEN MACSPECIALDEF = MACSPECIALDEF - CINT(MAXCSPECIALDEF / 8): TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + "'s SP.DEF. greatly fell!": TXM ELSE TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + "'s SP.DEF. won't drop any lower!": TXM
END IF
CHECKLIMIT
END IF
IF ATTACK$ = "LUSTER PURGE" AND INT(RND * 2 / S.GRACE) + 1 = 1 AND NOSUB = 1 AND NOT WABILITY("CLEAR BODY") AND NOT WABILITY("WHITE SMOKE") THEN
IF WATK = 0 THEN
IF WSPECIALDEF > INT(WXSPECIALDEF / 6) THEN WSPECIALDEF = WSPECIALDEF - CINT(WXSPECIALDEF / 10): TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + "'s SP.DEF. fell!": TXM
END IF
IF WATK = 1 THEN
IF MACSPECIALDEF > INT(MAXCSPECIALDEF / 6) THEN MACSPECIALDEF = MACSPECIALDEF - CINT(MAXCSPECIALDEF / 10): TX$ = WENM$ + WPKMN$ + "'s SP.DEF. fell!": TXM
END IF
CHECKLIMIT
END IF
IF ATTACK$ = "MIST BALL" AND INT(RND * 2 / S.GRACE) + 1 = 1 AND NOSUB = 1 AND NOT WABILITY("CLEAR BODY") AND NOT WABILITY("WHITE SMOKE") THEN
IF WATK = 0 THEN

QBASIC: "All your base are belong to us!"
 
<html>
<head>
</head>
<body>
*is confused* <br />
Nooooooooooooooo
</body>
</html>

*whacks*

Good, no more HTML invasions... <_<; <br />

Or, is there more?!!! o.O; DUN, DUN
 
Nope, no more HTML invasions. ^^
...but now QBASIC is invading!!! O_O;;;

SUB CHECKLIMIT
MATKUPNO = 0: WATKUPNO = 0: MATKDOWNNO = 0: WATKDOWNNO = 0
MDEFUPNO = 0: WDEFUPNO = 0: MDEFDOWNNO = 0: WDEFDOWNNO = 0
MSPDUPNO = 0: WSPDUPNO = 0: MSPDDOWNNO = 0: WSPDDOWNNO = 0
MSPCUPNO = 0: WSPCUPNO = 0: MSPCDOWNNO = 0: WSPCDOWNNO = 0
MSPCDEFUPNO = 0: WSPCDEFUPNO = 0: MSPCDEFDOWNNO = 0: WSPCDEFDOWNNO = 0
IF MACATTACK >= MAXCATTACK THEN MACATTACK = MAXCATTACK: MATKUPNO = 1
IF WATKPWR >= WXATKPWR THEN WATKPWR = WXATKPWR: WATKUPNO = 1
IF MACATTACK <= INT(MAXCATTACK / 6) THEN MACATTACK = INT(MAXCATTACK / 6): MATKDOWNNO = 1
IF WATKPWR <= INT(WXATKPWR / 6) THEN WATKPWR = INT(WXATKPWR / 6): WATKDOWNNO = 1
IF MACDEFENSE >= MAXCDEFENSE THEN MACDEFENSE = MAXCDEFENSE: MDEFUPNO = 1
IF WDEFENSE >= WXDEFENSE THEN WDEFENSE = WXDEFENSE: WDEFUPNO = 1
IF MACDEFENSE <= INT(MAXCDEFENSE / 6) THEN MACDEFENSE = INT(MAXCDEFENSE / 6): MDEFDOWNNO = 1
IF WDEFENSE <= INT(WXDEFENSE / 6) THEN WDEFENSE = INT(WXDEFENSE / 6): WDEFDOWNNO = 1
IF MACSPD >= MAXCSPD THEN MACSPD = MAXCSPD: MSPDUPNO = 1
IF WSPD >= WXSPD THEN WSPD = WXSPD: WSPDUPNO = 1
IF MACSPD <= INT(MAXCSPD / 6) THEN MACSPD = INT(MAXCSPD / 6): MSPDDOWNNO = 1
IF WSPD <= INT(WXSPD / 6) THEN WSPD = INT(WXSPD / 6): WSPDDOWNNO = 1
IF MACSPECIAL >= MAXCSPECIAL THEN MACSPECIAL = MAXCSPECIAL: MSPCUPNO = 1
IF MACSPECIALDEF >= MAXCSPECIALDEF THEN MACSPECIALDEF = MAXCSPECIALDEF: MSPCDEFUPNO = 1
IF WSPECIAL >= WXSPECIAL THEN WSPECIAL = WXSPECIAL: WSPCUPNO = 1
IF WSPECIALDEF >= WXSPECIALDEF THEN WSPECIALDEF = WXSPECIALDEF: WSPCDEFUPNO = 1
IF MACSPECIAL <= INT(MAXCSPECIAL / 6) THEN MACSPECIAL = INT(MAXCSPECIAL / 6): MSPCDOWNNO = 1
IF MACSPECIALDEF <= INT(MAXCSPECIALDEF / 6) THEN MACSPECIALDEF = INT(MAXCSPECIALDEF / 6): MSPCDEFDOWNNO = 1
IF WSPECIAL <= INT(WXSPECIAL / 6) THEN WSPECIAL = INT(WXSPECIAL / 6): WSPCDOWNNO = 1
IF WSPECIALDEF <= INT(WXSPECIALDEF / 6) THEN WSPECIALDEF = INT(WXSPECIALDEF / 6): WSPCDEFDOWNNO = 1
IF WEVADE > 10 THEN WEVADE = 10
IF EVADE > 10 THEN EVADE = 10
IF MACACR > 20 THEN MACACR = 20
IF WACR > 20 THEN WACR = 20
IF MACACR < 0 THEN MACACR = 0
IF WACR < 0 THEN WACR = 0
IF WBOOSTHIT < 0 THEN WBOOSTHIT = 0
IF WBOOSTHIT > 4 THEN WBOOSTHIT = 4
IF MBOOSTHIT < 0 THEN MBOOSTHIT = 0
IF MBOOSTHIT > 4 THEN MBOOSTHIT = 4
IF MAXCATTACK = 0 THEN EXIT SUB
RP1# = MACATTACK / MAXCATTACK
RP2# = MACDEFENSE / MAXCDEFENSE
RP3# = MACSPD / MAXCSPD
RP4# = MACSPECIAL / MAXCSPECIAL
RP5# = MACSPECIALDEF / MAXCSPECIALDEF
WRP1# = WATKPWR / WXATKPWR
WRP2# = WDEFENSE / WXDEFENSE
WRP3# = WSPD / WXSPD
WRP4# = WSPECIAL / WXSPECIAL
WRP5# = WSPECIALDEF / WXSPECIALDEF
END SUB

FUNCTION DELSPC$ (VARNAME$)
IF VARNAME$ = NULLPKMN$ OR MID$(VARNAME$, 1, 2) = " " THEN DELSPC$ = "": EXIT FUNCTION
IF MID$(VARNAME$, LEN(VARNAME$), 1) <> " " THEN DELSPC$ = VARNAME$
DO
IF MID$(VARNAME$, LEN(VARNAME$), 1) = " " THEN VARNAME$ = MID$(VARNAME$, 1, LEN(VARNAME$) - 1): DELSPC$ = VARNAME$ ELSE EXIT FUNCTION
LOOP
END FUNCTION

FUNCTION EVAL$ (PKNUMBER)
IF PKNUMBER = 0 THEN EVAL$ = "GLITCH-PKMN": EXIT FUNCTION
OPEN OUTPUTPOKEDEXFILE$ FOR INPUT AS #38
SEARCHPKMN = 0
DO
KYN
SEARCHPKMN = SEARCHPKMN + 1
IF PKNUMBER = SEARCHPKMN THEN LINE INPUT #38, EVAL$: CLOSE #38: EXIT FUNCTION ELSE LINE INPUT #38, NONUSEVAR$
IF EOF(38) THEN CLOSE #38: EXIT FUNCTION
LINE INPUT #38, NONUSEVAR$
LINE INPUT #38, NONUSEVAR$
LINE INPUT #38, NONUSEVAR$
LOOP UNTIL SEARCHPKMN = 386
CLOSE #38
END FUNCTION

SUB EXPTOLV (NAMEPKMN$, LVL, PKMNEXP)
IF NAMEPKMN$ = "" OR LVL = 0 THEN EXIT SUB
MAXEXP NAMEPKMN$, 0, 0
NEXP = FNLVLUP(LVL + 1, MEXPSPEC)
EXPT = FNEXP(LVL, MEXPSPEC)
ACTUALNEEDEDEXP = FNEXP(LVL + 1, MEXPSPEC) - PKMNEXP
IF LVL = 100 THEN ACTUALNEEDEDEXP = 0
END SUB

SUB FAILNOTE
IF FINALDAMAGE > 0 THEN EXIT SUB
TX$ = "But, it failed!": TXM
AFFECTNOTE = 1
END SUB

Gaaaah! *takes a machine gun and starts shooting*
Take that ya evil IF! Die SELECT CASE! Kill LINE INPUT!! Waaaargh!!!!
Hey this is just like Serious Sam. o.0
 
*is in a balloon*
*jumps*

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*sound effect* BAM!

o.O;;;;;;;;
 
*to the IMAKUNI? tune* Tun tt dun nh dh dh ... tun tt dun nh t#w5...
 
T3h R@nd0mne$$ PyR@m!D

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Eeeep! O_O;;; *gets impaled by letter tower* o.0
 
Oh great, now I'm in pieces. *merges back into one all Terminator-style... but remains a puddle of liquid* o.0
 
*dances on pkmn trainer battle music remix from RBY/GSC* o.0
 
Wobble, wobble, wobble. Saying wobble is fun! WOBBLE! MUAHAHAHA PH34R TEH WOBBLE!
 
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