The Random Club!

[Jack O'Neill]

*sees the microwave oven flying out the window and shoots it down w/ a P90* DIE!!! *the Replicators start coming again* Kill them! Kill them all! *starts mowing down the Replicators*

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

Wheeeee! I got my Stargate seasons 1-7 on CDs t'day! ^_^ *hacks into the NASA database and pops them up all over their comps*
Scientists: "The aliens are coming!"

 

[Pikabloo]

*Starts stabbing everyone with a rotten banana*
En garde! o.o

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*pounces backward and picks up the remote control on his bed, pushes the on button and turns on the TV*
TV! I summon you to battle Pikabloo! *TV jumps into the battlefield*
Attack my minion! *points to Pikabloo with remote* o.0

 

[Pikabloo]

*Jumps around*
You'll never catch me!
*Random Pikachu appears*
Pikachu: Bloo! Use Thunder!
Bloo: Alright! Pika-- Wait a sec!?!
Pikachu: o.o

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

TV: Unable to load battle program! Error! Error! *sparks*
*huge DBZ-like Explosion shooting a beam out of the planet*
...
*puffs smoke out*
I guess I need ta call the electritian...
Oh, crap! My appartment blew up too... along with all of Europe... o.0

 

[Pikabloo]

Bloo: *Pokes Pikachu* Get away from me
Pikachu: No!
Bloo: Why don't we take this outside?!
Pikachu: Alright! *Cracks knuckles*
Bloo: Fine!... Oh, and on your way out, can you put this in the bin. Thanks. Yeah, I promise I'll be there in a while.
Pikachu: *Walks off*

o.o

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*swirls a diskette into a nearby pole*
Hmm... *examines it*
...there's artistic potential in this thing... o.0

 

[Avegaille]

*grabs a Destiny Deoxys movie tape and watches Rebecca in it*

*grabs popcorn too*

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*grabs Barbara Streisand by the DNA and kicks her chromosomes all the way to China* o.0

 

[Pikabloo]

*Drags Setsuna out of the anime realm*
Setsuna-kun! *Huggles* Come and stay with me!

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*drags Charizards out of the pkmn anime*
Now go and take over the world my bretheren! Overthrow these wretched humans!

 

[Pikabloo]

Setsuna! Use your power thingy!
Setsuna: O.o Alright... Go, Kuuru! (Teh upside-down dude)
Kuuru: What now!?!
Setsuna: Attack those Charizards!
Kuuru: Me against those guys?! No way! *Runs away* o.o

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*is high on OWA* Wheeee! *casts Super Nova and destroys the world* Uh no! My Stargate CDs were on that planet! *dies*

 

[Rhykasho]

Im going to download som toasters later on O.o

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

*downloads stoopid funnies and builds an army of them and makes it attack his hischool* Now stoopify those teachers!

 

[Peekimon]

Me wanna join! *waves hand over and over, accidentally unplugging power plug*
*Power goes out*
*In the dark*

Where's my... er... kitty?! *faints* Oh, there you are! *Sees kitty dancing*
o.o;;;;

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

Welcome to tha club! ^_^ *gives him a flying piece of voice erasing water* o.0

 

[Peekimon]

Thanks ^.^ *Goes off to dance with kitty* o.O;;;;;;

*gives her a flying piece of voice erasing water*

Her?

 

[Charizard_Fire_God]

Ooooops! Sorry. I meant him. ^^;; *bashes his head with a french baguette* Stupid, stupid, stupid! >_<