The Random Club!

[Rhykasho]

let al gu an eet PIKLEZ, dat wey wee cun sav de_wurld fum de_evul DR PHIL!!!

 

[Rai]

Dr.Phil? but he's my extemely old butler *snort*

 

[Amy-chan]

*gasps* But I thought he was Dr. Bob! Oh no! *gasps again* They have captured the real Dr. Bob and put him in the casino! *faints*

 

[Rhykasho]

well actually I saw him eating BILLY just the other day o.o

 

[Rai]

*runs away in fear* What was I in fear of? o.O

 

[Amy-chan]

Frankenstein says: VOTE FOR PEDRO!!!! *eats a ham sandwich* Yum, turkey.

 

[Kayota]

Marauder?s Era Bloopers by Me

James: *points wand at Sirius?s chest over his shoulder* Whispers: Engorgio!
Sirius: *grows boobs*
James: *snickers*
Sirius: *chases after James*
James: *runs, laughing*
Sirius: *stops and realizes he can fix the problem, and points wand at boobs* Reducio!
James: You could?ve done that the whole time and instead you decided to show the whole school your feminine side.
Snape: *laughs loudly, pointing*
Sirius: Shut up, Snivellus!




In the middle of a conversation:

Peter: Get serious, James!
James: Okay. *runs off and comes back with Sirius at his side*
Peter: You?re such an idiot. This is pointless. *walks off*
James: *the true meaning of Peter?s words dawns on him suddenly*

 

[Amy-chan]

^^ Eee, I love those! Tacos!

 

[Kayota]

I don't like tacos, mon! *pouts*

 

[Amy-chan]

Well then, you can have... a tortilla! *shoves tortilla into Kayota's mouth* That'll make the pain go away if you drink one every two hours.

 

[Kayota]

*eats* XD Awesome. PAINLESS! *glomps*

 

[Amy-chan]

*is glomped* AAAH! Mummy, the snuggle bear has returned from the dead! *runs away from Kayota, screaming her head off*

 

[Kayota]

*sits upon and barks, then points at the Sirius Fanclub* Over there, my friend! XD

 

[Amy-chan]

Owwee, geroff! *turns into a german shepherd* Now in the name of Charlie Barkin and all Sirius fans everywhere, let us raid the cats' houses! Charge!!!

 

[Kayota]

*turns into Padfoot* YEAH!!!! XD But do cats have houses?

 

[Amy-chan]

Yes, they do. Or at least, they do in the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie. *comes up with semi-pirated war speech* A day may come when the courage of dogs fails, but it IS NOT this day! This day we fight! For the good of all doggies and Animagi everywhere! *runs off to the cat battle fortress, howling like a maniac*

 

[Kayota]

Nice... *follows* XD This is fun.

 

[Amy-chan]

Yep... It ish good to be random. XD *charges into kitty fortress*

Snowball:*swivels around in high-backed tuna can throne* GET THOSE PUPPIES!!!

*several seemingly harmless-looking kittens bare fangs as long as sabers*

Pika-mew(in german shepherd form):....TACOOOS!!!

 

[Jack O'Neill]

Okay, this place has gone to hell in a handbasket. *gets out a SPAS-12 shotgun* Where are Brookes and Charizard_Fire_God when you need them? O_____o;

 

[Amy-chan]

At the town dump with the roller-skating ketchup bottles, duh. *gets out potato launcher* If it's a random fight you want...

Bring it on.