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Boy....*smacks Ryan in the head*

I know she's yo' friend.
 
G-Man (The_Pokemon_Hossier) said:
*kidnaps Ryan*

She can't have you, son. *gives Ryan $1,000.*

Keep this quiet, we're going to the U.K.
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But, I just went to the U.K. Its boring there xD

I want to go to back to Italy, I want to see my family ;_;
 
G-Man (The_Pokemon_Hossier) said:
*punches an Italian*

I can do that, I'm Italian. XD
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Don't mess with my Italian pride xP

Is Ryan a jew? I just had to question him
 
G-Man (The_Pokemon_Hossier) said:
Or...are you an athiest!!!

I'm Christian.
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I'm one of those Pie King believers. We believe that the Pie King is our god. What makes him a god, is that a legend has been told that the mighty Pie King will one day appear himself on earth and infest the whole land with pies! And then, we'll get stuffed from eating too many of them. Then, we will explode and die and appear in pie heaven. THE END.

I made that one up and it was supposed to be a story for Naminé. (She likes to read stories)

So.. who liked it? xD I'm kidding guys, that was the cruddiest story ever.
 
Well, my God beats your Pie King, because my God loves me, your Pie King only loves pies. So, there. One day, my God will smite all that believe in false gods, such as yourself. And, will take me up to "the cooler than pie heaven" heaven, where the streets are paved with gold, and there is wonderfulness everywhere.

My story is for Naminé too! *smacks Ryan* XD
 
G-Man (The_Pokemon_Hossier) said:
Well, my God beats your Pie King, because my God loves me, your Pie King only loves pies. So, there. One day, my God will smite all that believe in false gods, such as yourself. And, will take me up to "the cooler than pie heaven" heaven, where the streets are paved with gold, and there is wonderfulness everywhere.

My story is for Naminé too! *smacks Ryan* XD
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*Spys* Naminé is here. Heh, your story sucks dad. She'll obviously like mine. xD

And don't smack me, you crap for a father. xD
 
Looking forward to seeing the complete detailed records for the legend of the Pie King. Naminé refuses to talk to Mr. Roy Mustang on MSN with anything less than an essay's worth on each IM post unless he can successfully write up an equivalent to a pi^pi worth of pages (using arial, verdana or times new roman, font 12, single space) regarding the Pie King. Why, she is so moved to see that Mr. Roy Mustang is going to write a story for her. Pray that Christ the lord will bless Mr. Roy Mustang with superior writing abilities, as Naminé will also try her very best to critque and rate his creation as well~
 
Stalker child of mine....*smacks Ryan* That's for spying on Naminé.

Psh, your story was fake. Mine was real. Mine's the truth, son. Sorry for smacking you before though, *hands Ryan $500*
 
G-Man (The_Pokemon_Hossier) said:
Stalker child of mine....*smacks Ryan* That's for spying on Naminé.

Psh, your story was fake. Mine was real. Mine's the truth, son. Sorry for smacking you before though, *hands Ryan $500*
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Its not stalking.

Fine, no spying on anybody. And just for the record, I spy on you as well. xD

Naminé- Err.. thanks.

G-Man- See? I told you she liked my crappy story xD

Yours sux0rz.
 
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