The Russian Reversal Game

[deoxys121]

I created a version of this in Pokemon Trivia. For this game, you come up with your own Russian Reversal, about whatever you want. If you don't already know what a Russian Reversal is, an example is "In America, you watch TV. In Soviet Russia, TV watch you!" For each post, you may comment on other posts, but make sure to post your own as well. I'll start:

In America, you pet kitty. In Soviet Russia, kitty pet you!

 

[miju-kun]

In America, you spit on the floor. In Soviet Russia, floor spit on you!

 

[Lezza]

In America, You shoot Deer, In Soviet Russia Deer shoot you

 

[blue]

In America you catch Pokémon, in Soviet Russia Pokémon catch you.

 

[xelarator]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
POEM WRITE YOU.

 

[deoxys121]

[Just fyi everyone, you can mention any place outside of Russia]
In America, you type on computer. In Soviet Russia, computer type on YOU!

 

[xelarator]

In America, Barney loves you. In Soviet Russia, you love Barney.

MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! XD

 

[deoxys121]

In America, you hunt deer. In Soviet Russia, deer hunt YOU!
[Better watch your back]

 

[q11e]

В Советской России, шутка переводит ВАС!!

 

[deoxys121]

In America, you drink coffee. In Soviet Russia, coffee drink YOU!

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

In America, you let the bodies hit the floor, but in Soviet Russia, the floor lets the bodies hit you!

 

[deoxys121]

In America, you send text messages. In Soviet Russia, text messages send YOU!

 

[Ineffable~]

In America, I sit at the computer typing posts. In Soviet Russia, posts type the computer while is sits on me . . . wait what

 

[deoxys121]

In America, you pet the kitty. In Soviet Russia, the kitty pet YOU!

 

[kuzronk]

In America, It Rain on you. In Soviet Russia You Rain on it!

 

[xelarator]

Ok, this might sound wierd, but...

In America you .... girl, but in Soviet Russia....you know how it ends.

It ends badly >.<

 

[Shanghai Alice]

In Soviet Russia, Bella Swan was executed by the KGB!

Wait, I don't think I'm doing this right.

In Democratic America, Bella Swan was lynched by angry teachers!

...nope... wait, I think I've got it.

In Soviet Russia, Shanghai chastises mods!

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

In America you play with puppets, in Soviet Russia puppets play with you!

(Yeah I know that sucked but the other one I thought of may have been too dirty to post,)

 

[deoxys121]

In America, you decorate Christmas tree. In Soviet Russia, Christmas tree decorate YOU!