The "Share Your Secrets" Thread, k?

[♣Gawain♣]

Never had to say this but...

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I love flowers!!! Any kind!!!

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I've always considered Hitler as a paranoid.

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I've tried to eat a worm, and it's yummy!

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To me the greatest invention of humankind is the latrine

And what's with the spoilers?! O.O

 

[mattattack]

here some of my secrets!

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I fart in public when no ones looking

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cats make my butt itch

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I watch porn even though I'm 13

Fake secrets!

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I'm the octomom's spermdoner

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I keep dawn in my closet

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I thought when pikachu used thunderbolt he was having a hernia

 

[Dextrose]

Not terrible, but I haven't really told anyone:

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Watching people kiss makes me physically ill.

Which is why I don't watch a lot of T.V.

 

[Nemaru]

Honestly I don't really share these things with people unless I really trust them, but there are a few that are funny/odd.

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When I was 11 I stole my cousin's motorcycle and rode it around the block. Remarkably I didn't crash into anything, but i got off of it when I got back in the driveway and dropped it over a small ditch on the side of the house....my tiny 11 year old arms couldn't pull it out so I had to get my dad to help. xD I was in so much trouble I can't even begin to describe it :B

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I date girls whom I don't even like for social status.. It's cruel, but it keeps me occupied untill I find someone =/

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I think Jynx is Japan's summarization of low class U.S. prostitutes and Lopunny is one of those $5000 dollar high class prostitutes.

and to end on a funny note....

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When I was in 5th grade I watched porn everyday and eventually I got so paranoid about my parents catching me that I bought excessive amounts of legos to keep my mind off of it. =P And I also cleared my browser 50 times everyday.

 

[Reina]

Wow Nem, @ your third one. xD

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I"m physically addicted to coke, and I'm probably gonna die in my twenties. Dx

 

[Ho-Oh]

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I wouldn't ever do probably half the stuff I talk about.

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I believe I'm kind of like my mum :[ Or going to turn out like her.. and.. if you read my blog entry about her... yeah.. um no. ;;

And um.. yeah my "secrets" lack in quality becuz I feel dead atm. XD;

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Also I bet you lost the game from clicking this. [/totally not a secrettttt]

 

[Mitchman]

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Also I bet you lost the game from clicking this. [/totally not a secrettttt]

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The game? Oh crap now we all lost.
Anyway I only have 1 secret. I liek mudkipz.

 

[Dextrose]

Ohh and another one that actually is a bit bad XD

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When I was around six or seven I got my first two-wheeler bike (lyk omg i no rite) after just getting off training wheels, and I took the thing up a huuuge hill, but when I was going down I forgot you can't peddle backwards to make it stop, and I crashed it into my neighbour's porch, leaving a gigantic gaping hole in it worth at least a couple thousand in damages.
I just got up and walked away. I never told them about it when they figured it was cheaper to have the porch removed than to fix up the hole.

 

[devilicious]

Oh, I remembered another one.

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I have an armpit fetish

 

[Mitchman]

Oh, I remembered another one.

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I have an armpit fetish

Oh oyur lucky

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I have a large fetish for ears. I lost 3 good friends that are girls cause of this.[/spoilers]

 

[ruby]

I'm more Superfairy than I am Darkai.

 

[Percy Thrillington]

If I told you any of my secrets, they wouldn't be secrets anymore.

 

[Åzurε]

So true, but anyway... XD

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I have a free ticket to membership on an MMO which doesn't exist yet. I support Anonymous, inactively but they/we/he/her/etc. is on the right track, in a sense. And, I'm a furry. I don't look at much anymore, but sometimes...Well, you don't have to think hard.

 

[Alexithymia~]

Secrets eh?
I have one. Someone already said it though.

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I still sleep with a soft toy.

:O Shocked eh? Another one.

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I hate kids, which is a bit weird cos now and then I do a bit of babysitting. Damn, they're always so messy and one drew on my walls once, and I HAD TO CLEAN IT UPP! One kid in reception would not leave my side. She clung on to me all the time, and I got crazy annoyed. I actually shouted at this kid to leave me alone. She cried, but I actually just walked away. *shame*

Not bad.

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I'm not scared by spiders or anything. Windows at night. Holy hell, I can't look out a window at night AT ALL! I think I'm going to look into a ghosts/psychopaths/stalkers face.

One more for good luck eh?

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Well, when I was younger I cut my own hair. I did it really badly, I just cut one half of my hair off so one side was normal and the other was crazily snipped. We had to go to the hairdressers to sort it out. *shame*

 

[devilicious]

Here's a pretty dark one

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Everything I'm posting in this thread aren't exactly secrets, just things I usually don't go around saying out loud

oh, and also

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I prefer 2D graphics and I have trouble using analog sticks

 

[Reina]

Oh. Here's one. But I'm so uncool I'm not even using spoiler ;;

I don't like little kids. At all. Until they're able to logically reason and uphold sensible conversation that isn't about Spiderman. Which may be for a very long time for some people. o.o;

 

[dc_united]

Secrets, eh?

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I used to be a HUGE manga nerd

A 'shocking' one, though not really shocking at all in this day and age

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I prefer Hispanic and Mixed girls rather then white

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I still play pokemon!

and finally

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I hate babies. Not only are they... disturbing when they're born, they whine and cry constantly, are completely incompetent, and could not fend for themselves if I put them in a locked room with food. It is total BS that WE, the dominant species on the planet, could be picked off by more-dominant baby reptiles

 

[Richard Wagner]

Is PC really a place where hating babies is a marginal trait anymore? I think times are changing and we're moving into a new era, where baby-haters and non-baby haters all have equal rights, where no one has to be persecuted for their stance toward babies.

 

[King!]

Hmmm.....whats an analog stick?

Thinks.........GRR......I don't know. I guess a REAL little one is that I properly learned to ride a bike without "training wheels" when I was 10....xD

 

[Mobile Tsk]

SPICY SECRETS

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I love attention. <3

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I secretly don't dislike Luke although it's very fun to act like I do.

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I think BeachBoy is cute.

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I would say I am "for" gay marriage, but I don't think I could ever hold down a monogamous relationship anyway so it wouldn't affect me.

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I think Erica looks like Ellen DeGeneres... although I think I told her that once.

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I BELIEVE IN CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. IF YOU RAPE BABIES, YOU DESERVE TO DIE.

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I suck at taking pictures of myself. I will go through over 100 pictures without uploading any of them because I dislike them.

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I have had (m)anorexia nervosa and bulimia nervosa in the past and I still occasionally skip meals. I'm a naughty boy. :[

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I like spanking myself and other people.

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I listen to heterosexual music at my dad's house but homosexual music at my mom's. Guess which one is a Republican.

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I could have a slight tendency to like boys... although this is not a secret.

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My favorite band is No Doubt... shhh don't tell anyone.

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I wasn't kidding about my first secret in this thread. Go look back.