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The Simpsons funny sayings

The Regina Monologues:

Actor of Macbeth: Dont say that word!
Homer: What! Macbeth?
[Actor got struck by a lightning]
Bart: Whoa this is so cool! Macbeth! Macbeth! Macbeth!
[Actor got struck three times]
Marge: Bart stop saying Macbeth
[Actor got struck again]
Lisa: Mum you said Macbeth
[Actor got struck again]
Actor of Macbeth: Enough. I'll be start rehearsing now
Bart: Goodluck!
Actor of Macbeth: But good luck is a bad luck
[The sign of 'Mac' fall on the Actor]
 
i like this one:
Barney: 25% off at lullabuy's.
(diaper flies away)
Barney: come back diaper!
runs after it then stops and looks around the corner)
Barney: hi, Mom.
 
I love this one!

Homer: You try hard, and fail miserably! The lesson? Never try!

And also

(homer has chrashed inot a deer statue)
Homer: D'oh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer.
 
Dr. Nick: Hello everybody!

People: Hello Dr. Nick!
(That probably wasn't funny)

Marge: Homer. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Homer: I'm way ahead of you.

(thought bubble)
Homer on handglider: Ha ha ha! You can run, but you can't glide! *fires laser at people below*
(end of thought bubble)

Homer: Heh heh heh. USA! USA!
 
*after one of lisa's cats die*
Marge: Don't worry, LIsa, you're Bhuddist, you know fluffy'll come back as a higher being.

Homer: Yeah, like a dog, or a snowman.
 
Homer - Let's just say this : On this day, a million years ago, some dude was born who most of us beleive was magic, and some of us don't, and that's cool, but we're probably right.
Homer-I know I don't pray to you enough, but if you're out there Superman, please save me.
Homer-Save me Jebus!
 
Pretty similar to yours Generic:
Homer: La grille? what the hell is that? right, come on, fit!
Homer: Ahh, thats a fine looking barbecue pit.
Homer: WHY DOESNT MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!?
(just a mess in cement)
(cant remember this bit)
Bart: (in the house) i think he's done.
Homer: ahhhhhh! (charging to it with an umbrella and fans out)
Bart: yeah, he's done.
 
Various character's in Left Below:
Mr Johnson: My Christian limo driver is gone!

Woman: Why did I choose to put all my faith in technology?!
Man: WHY DID I CHOOSE TO BE GAY?!

Homer: There's a ten thousand dollar bill in it for you.
Barney: Oh yeah? Which president's on it?
Homer: Uhh... All of them - They are having a party! Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch!
 
Flanders: I think we hit something!
Homer: I hope it's Flanders! He, he, he, he.

Lenny: I'm Lenny, this Carl and Homer... I'm Lenny.
 
man i only wish i could recall famous lines, well i do but generic said it already​
Generic said:
Homer-I know I don't pray to you enough, but if you're out there Superman, please save me.
Homer-Save me Jebus!
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*Bender lands in car*
Bender: Alright! You guys are my new best friends!
Homer: You wish loser! *throws him out of car* Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Mr Burns: I better hurry, I could be dead again soon.

Marge's Mum: Oh, Monty, you're the devil himself.
Burns: WHAT?! WHO TOLD YO- Uhh... I mean, I'd call you an angel but angels don't dance that well.

Homer: Do you have any sugar?
Scorpio: *pulls some out of pockets* Want any cream?
Homer: Uhh... No...

Homer: Oh, Kent, those statistics are just made up. Florty per cent of all people know that!
 
Homer: ill get my revenge!!
(phone rings)
Dean: hello?
Homer:hello Dean, i think you are a stupid head!
Dean: is that you Homer? (turns to window)
Homer: AARRRHHH! (drops phone and runs off)
 
Homer (wearing an apron that says "GRRL POWER"): Heh heh. Grill power!!
 
Homer: C'mon you gotta help me.

*PBS throws in a trash can*
Oscar: Give us the money.
Elmo: Elmo knows where you live!


Next one.
Elmo: Elmo go to wrong fundraiser.

Next one.
Lisa: Look Cookie! There's a dance tonight!
Cookie: Dance? Dance?! *starts dancing and whooping* Whoo. I'm pooped. I'm going to bed. Bed?! Yippee! *dances again*

Next one.
Lisa: You're not even listening!
Crazy Cowboy: I never do!
 
Bart: At Sunday school they said the lepers were cured by some bearded dude..
Homer: *worried* Jesus?
Bart: ...Yeah that sounds right.
 
i cant think of one, so ill do one of those Moe syslak pranks.
Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: is B there, last name O problem?
Moe: hang on ill check, B O problem? B O problem? do i have a B O problem here?
Barney: you sure do!
(whole bar laughs)
 
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