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The Simpsons funny sayings

Homer: Well he sent us this nice card.
Lisa: Dear Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. It doesn't say you're name, dad.
Homer: *reads it and then lowers it, revealing an anger look in his eyes* Kids, would you step outside for a minute? F- *chimed out by church bells and other things*
Flanders: Dear, Lord, that was the loudest profanity I've ever heard!
 
Smithers: Sir, someone has ordered room service!

Burns: Room Service? Release the winged monkeys!

(Monkeys fly out of the plant and all plumment into the ground, traffic sounds are heard.)

Forgive if I didn't quote right, been years since I heard that exchange.
 
[Homer pokes dead ned flander's eye with a stick]
Homer: He's Dead!
[Homer pokes it again]
Homer: He's definitly dead!
[Homer pokes it again]
 
Alexander: im alexander graham bell, inventor of the telephone.
man: you stole my idea.
Alexander: read the patent, *****!
 
[Lisa was sick cause of oyster soup]
Lisa: Bart you are not sick how come?
Bart: I fed the oysters to the cat
 
mew2_v1 said:
[Lisa was sick cause of oyster soup]
Lisa: Bart you are not sick how come?
Bart: I fed the oysters to the cat
Click to expand...
There's more to the quote.

Cat: *throwing up*
Bart: Hey, how come you're sick? I thought you were a vegetarian.
Lisa: I didn't, I just wanted to leave.
 
Clerk: Reasons for adopting?
Homer's Brain: Don't say revenge, don't say revenge.
Homer: Uh, revenge?
Homer's Brain: That's it, I'm out of here.

(Homer's brain runs in footsteps and opens and shuts a door and leaves in audio)
 
Bart: Ok let me hear it
Actor of angry dad: Well i was thinking of something
Actor of angry dad:[Mimic homer's voice] I'm a big fat idiot
Bart: I think we got an angry dad
Actor of angry dad:[homer's voice] whoo-hoo! when will i get pay?
Internet manager: in 2012
Actor of angry dad:[homer's voice] D'oh!
 
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My faveorite simpsons quote ever, is the in the episode were Barney used homers car, and homer had to get it back, and he went to new york to get it..Well here is the quote
Homer " im going to get out alive , and even if it means Die trying "
That should be the correct statement, but thats the one I love ^_^
 
Stan Lee: He can't be the hulk I'm the hulk
[Stan Lee roar and rip his shirt]
Comic book guy: Oh please you can't even change to bill bigsby
Stan Lee: Come on **** it change
[Stan Lee concentrating]
Stan Lee: Oh forget it[Still concentrating and stop] i really did it once
Comic book guy: Yes Yes I just wish you had a power to leave my store
 
The Simpsons must be the most intelligent show ever.


"Laws are just a suggestion - like pants!"
-Homer
 
Homer: Bart pass me the ketchup
[Bart was depth]
Homer: Bart pass me the ketchup!
Lisa: Dad Bart is depth
Homer: Ok
[Bart geting a plate of corn]
Homer: Bart pass me the corn..
[Bart wasn't listening]
Homer: Bart pass me the corn!
 
Lovejoy: Ned friend is going to ask
Homer: When I think of Ned and i look to his eye when Marge ran over...
Marge: Homer! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up![whisper and cut throat]
Homer: Oh but we still looking for the real Ned's murderer
[Homer start winking too much]
Marge: STOP WINKING![whisper]
 
Audience: be like the boy! be like the boy!
now lets hear the ladies: be like boy! be like boy!
now the seniors.
seniors: we like Roy! we like Roy!
 
Sideshow Bob: Ah! a catwalker a perfect for a thief for REVENGE...
[Bob is getting a pack of crisp]
Sideshow Bob: Ah! a potato chip a shape for a side dish for REVENGE...
 
Bart: I am not lazy, I'm just... uh... ah... Lisa, finish my sentence for me.
Lisa: Finish your own darn....
 
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