The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done

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well, it isn't really that stupid; but for some odd reason my Barbie ended up in the microwave. I was 4 maybe 5 years old and said to the doll 'hahaha, now your not so perfect dollface!' o_o

I never liked Barbies xD
One once ended up in the pond next door, the other one got bold & another one I gave to my neighbour's dog. :)

But the stupidest thing I did.. Tripping in a place where there are aloooot of people? Dropping my icecream on my white trousers.. I can go on for hours xD
 
The Stupidest Thing Iv'e Ever Done: Destroyed my Computer mouse for 50 dollars even though I didn't get the money
 
Well Iv'e done plenty of stupid things in my life but I guess the one that stands out the most was riding a bike without breaks through the woods. Eventually I came to a slope and pretty much said Ill go down it and come out unscratched! Well, since I didn't have brakes, I hit a tree. Hell, I thought the tree hit me more than I hit it.
 
Well I'm going to need my friends for this one but a couple come to mind. Well lets get this straight I've never gone a day without doing something stupid but these ones i always remember.

me and my friends go bowling in between Basketball, Tennis and Badminton at the Winter Club (like a YMCA thing i guess) and we found that we had better scores when we named the bowling balls and treated them like people, gave them pep talks etc.
So since that day we always call the balls by names and we know what ones we score better with, sometimes we have to sneak over to other lanes and steal them. Our best friend bowling ball, Phillip was missing one day and his wife Melissa so we figured they'd be kidnapped and our scores were going down (this is all a true story mind you, we really do do better when we name them) even though we had found Phillip's son Josh but for some reason I was stil doing bad, so my friend pointed out that maybe, being a baby bowling ball ( I sound so stupid right now) he was hungary. My response was what the heck do you feed a baby bowling ball.
He only grinned, so then there in front of the whole bowling level I stuck it under my shirt and (tried) to breast feef it. I said something too, I think, man most embarrising moment ever but it can be a real conversation starter........."hey, i breast fed a bowling ball once," how far would you run?

The other time was when I was 10 i believe and I ahd just gotten my brand new (handle bar breaks) bike. so I was riding it around, and I decided hey, why don't I take out my old bike for a spin. So I rode up around the top of the caldesac and then came racing down, the hill, to see how big of a skid mark I could make. So when I was half way into my driveway, i pulled on the breaks......
One problem my old bike breaked by slamming backwords on the pedals. I was now staring at my handlebars dumbfounded. I had now passed into my garage and I finally remembered how the breaking system worked, too late. I hit our garbage can that was against the wall and hit it almost full on. I flew off my bike into a perfect head first dive and landed directly in the garbage can. Ya I smelt a bit but came out laughing.

Thats a personal favourite.
 
I almost burned our front yard when I was playing with a campfire -_-;

And I tried to school a car on my bike and landed face flat on the cement(the only time things didn't look good on me)
 
Stupidest but best thing i've ever said. My parents got my newborn brother from the hospital, when they introduced him to me i said "ooh! can we eat him!?" I was onwy 3 yees owd so duni bush mi.
 
i had a bunch of food in my hand and i saw one of those waste bins at the food court so i ran up to it and shoveall of our remains in, it happened to be the back of the bin and the food ended up all over me. Only opened from one side.
 
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stupidist thing i ever done was throw a snowball at this bird and then find out it was a friend's o_o. He hated me for a while then he chopped my ferrets head off with a knife when i went to take a piss -.-. He went to Juvy. Yay!!
 
Drapion_Dawg said:
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stupidist thing i ever done was throw a snowball at this bird and then find out it was a friend's o_o. He hated me for a while then he chopped my ferrets head off with a knife when i went to take a piss -.-. He went to Juvy. Yay!!
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I hope you're just kidding. -.-;;; But my most embarassing moment was when my parents were divorcing and I had a project to do on Ramses. But I was so depressed I hadn't done anything so basically I did nothing on it. So when we presented it in front of the class, my partner and I had nothing to say and my teacher said he was really disappointed in us. Well, that was the straw that broke the camels back and I fell apart, crying and sobbing. He took me out of the room and to the nurse's office where I could cry on my own. Then, my 4th Grade Teacher and the man I still look to as an idol came yelling for a Q-Tip (he was crazy but I love him) and asked who was behind the big wall-thingy I was stuck behind. He jumped up onto the bed I was laying on and began to cheer me up. He took me upstairs and had me help him teach for the day. But at the time my brother had him so I was teaching my brother.

It was just really embarassing to cry in front of people. To this date I hate doing it.
 
my silly stupid thing is that last year i said orgasm instead organism

and my dumb stupid thing is that i have cut before
 
The stupidest thing I've ever made was crashing my Gameboy into the floor because I coudn't beat the 5th leader. Had to purchase another. Stupid, no?
 
gaz-is-the-best said:
I was about 5 or 6. I'd just finished school and i looked for my mum. i thought i saw her, ran into the crowd of parents and gave her a hug. I looked up and realised it was another woman!! i was so embarrased!!!!!!!!!!!
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lol that was kind of embarrassing

Did the lady got freak out or something?
 
um... when my bro and mom and 2 go sumwhere (and i wasnt) i asked my mom where my brother was. she said 'taking a shower' and i was all lyke- oh, i thought u guys already left. stupid, huh?
 
i said moo in class and me got detention
 
raichuchika said:
um... when my bro and mom and 2 go sumwhere (and i wasnt) i asked my mom where my brother was. she said 'taking a shower' and i was all lyke- oh, i thought u guys already left. stupid, huh?
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um i dont get it lol

oh and the stupidest thing is when i wore a little dress and it tore off of me and i was naked!!!! lol
 
Pokemon#1Fan said:
um i dont get it lol

oh and the stupidest thing is when i wore a little dress and it tore off of me and i was naked!!!! lol
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Yeah, stop all these comments about you being naked. A few of your posts have already been deleted relating to it. We don't need to know.
 
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