Out goes (XD):
A note, saying "Please help me, I've been in this machine eating the things people have thrown into it. I miss my family, but I realize this can't go on forever. I want you to find my pirate treasureand share it with you close friends. Here's the ma...
OMAIGAWD! THE ORCS ARE COMING! NOooooooo........"
The note ends here..
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In goes the ads on this site.