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The Vending Machine Game

*Inserts Poll* Do you like this game?

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Out comes printed version of the bishie list

In goes the tv
 
Out comes some (frankly, disturbing) colour paints. O.o

In goes those paints!
 
Out comes 'Paint Sausage.'

From now on, I will use the vending machine to turn stuff to mush and sausages - that's what a sausage machine does :3

Inserts 'Ulterior Motive'
 
Out comes 'The Same Plastic Bag, except mushier.'
Inserts 'Myra Uchiha'
 
Out comes 'Dead Konan'
Moments later, Pain comes out kissing other Pain.

Inserts 'Pain x Pain'
 
Out comes 'ME, NAKED ONCE AGAIN, EXCEPT DIZZY THIS TIME.'
*dizzydance dizzydance*

Inserts 'Katalyst'.
 
< beaten

Out comes 'Mulched Gymnotide'
A bubble arises from the pile of me and quickly pops, releasing my spirit.

"YOUUUUU HAAAAAAVE SLAAAAIIINNN MEEEEE"

It vanishes and reappears behind Katalist and breathes onto his shoulder. Katalyst soon becomes but an ice statue.

Oh, right, then my body regenerates and I find a big popsicle stick and eat Katalyst.

*inserts Fishing Line*
 
Out pops a salmon.

Me comes out of Gymnotide's body, turns Super Saiyan 2, beats him and shoves his body into the machine (again).
 
Out comes a torn page of the book, it reads
"MYRA, SAVE ME D:"

Inserts the page again for recycling.
 
Out comes 'Machine Scraps and Other Miscellaneous Junk'
I've already told you...

IT'S NOT A VENDING MACHINE, IT'S A SAUSAGE MACHINE!

Inserts 'Katalyst'
 
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