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The Wonderful Never Ending Sentence

Yuoaman

I don't know who I am either.
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  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of-
     

    Kyouya

    "baddest of the bad"
    338
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  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant
     
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    • Seen Jul 26, 2009
    One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on-
     

    HeartGoldnSoulSilver

    is ready for the remakes.
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    • Seen Aug 11, 2011
    One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up -
     

    dude2207

    pokemon master man
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    • Seen Sep 12, 2023
    One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said-
     

    Azonic

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  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," and they
     

    dude2207

    pokemon master man
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    • Seen Sep 12, 2023
    One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," and they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want a-
     

    Zanny77

    I'm back, baby!
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  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately,
     

    PsychoJigglypuff

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  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious-
     

    dragon0fangz

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  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious glitch city, where everybody had 7 trillion eyes, but were blind, so everybody ate ice cream with -
     

    Sierraffinity

    Desperately trying to retire from ROM hacking
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  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious glitch city, where everybody had 7 trillion eyes, but were blind, so everybody ate ice cream with Bloing Gloing, and then everybody got the power to transform into-
     

    Shadow-Lugia

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  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious glitch city, where everybody had 7 trillion eyes, but were blind, so everybody ate ice cream with Bloing Gloing, and then everybody got the power to transform into mah lazah who proceeded to get fired into Cyrus' face-
     
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    One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious glitch city, where everybody had 7 trillion eyes, but were blind, so everybody ate ice cream with Bloing Gloing, and then everybody got the power to transform into mah lazah who proceeded to get fired into Cyrus' face which then opened up and ate~
     

    SierraTDI

    Cody?! where are you???
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  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious glitch city, where everybody had 7 trillion eyes, but were blind, so everybody ate ice cream with Bloing Gloing, and then everybody got the power to transform into mah lazah who proceeded to get fired into Cyrus' face which then opened up and ate poop and made her throw up pee and made her cry but thats why never-
     

    0m3GA ARS3NAL

    Im comin' home...
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  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious glitch city, where everybody had 7 trillion eyes, but were blind, so everybody ate ice cream with Bloing Gloing, and then everybody got the power to transform into mah lazah who proceeded to get fired into Cyrus' face which then opened up and ate poop and made her throw up pee and made her cry but thats why never going to the bathroom causes that sort of thing even though when I go to the bathroom I don't throw up pee so I guess-
     

    SierraTDI

    Cody?! where are you???
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  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious glitch city, where everybody had 7 trillion eyes, but were blind, so everybody ate ice cream with Bloing Gloing, and then everybody got the power to transform into mah lazah who proceeded to get fired into Cyrus' face which then opened up and ate poop and made her throw up pee and made her cry but thats why never going to the bathroom causes that sort of thing even though when I go to the bathroom I don't throw up pee so I guess i must jizz in my pants so that it becomes nice soft wet and sticky but 1 thing for sure careful what you-
     

    0m3GA ARS3NAL

    Im comin' home...
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    16
    Years
  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious glitch city, where everybody had 7 trillion eyes, but were blind, so everybody ate ice cream with Bloing Gloing, and then everybody got the power to transform into mah lazah who proceeded to get fired into Cyrus' face which then opened up and ate poop and made her throw up pee and made her cry but thats why never going to the bathroom causes that sort of thing even though when I go to the bathroom I don't throw up pee so I guess i must jizz in my pants so that it becomes nice soft wet and sticky but 1 thing for sure careful what you eat before you jizz in your pants or the stuff might smell odd so eat sweet foods so that it smells sweet, that way-
     

    SierraTDI

    Cody?! where are you???
    227
    Posts
    15
    Years
  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious glitch city, where everybody had 7 trillion eyes, but were blind, so everybody ate ice cream with Bloing Gloing, and then everybody got the power to transform into mah lazah who proceeded to get fired into Cyrus' face which then opened up and ate poop and made her throw up pee and made her cry but that's why never going to the bathroom causes that sort of thing even though when I go to the bathroom I don't throw up pee so I guess i must jizz in my pants so that it becomes nice soft wet and sticky but 1 thing for sure careful what you eat before you jizz in your pants or the stuff might smell odd so eat sweet foods so that it smells sweet, that way if 2 boys eat odd food out of one cup its most likely pee cream or pee sweat and muscle men has to eat it or else-
     

    0m3GA ARS3NAL

    Im comin' home...
    1,816
    Posts
    16
    Years
  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious glitch city, where everybody had 7 trillion eyes, but were blind, so everybody ate ice cream with Bloing Gloing, and then everybody got the power to transform into mah lazah who proceeded to get fired into Cyrus' face which then opened up and ate poop and made her throw up pee and made her cry but that's why never going to the bathroom causes that sort of thing even though when I go to the bathroom I don't throw up pee so I guess i must jizz in my pants so that it becomes nice soft wet and sticky but 1 thing for sure careful what you eat before you jizz in your pants or the stuff might smell odd so eat sweet foods so that it smells sweet, that way if 2 boys eat odd food out of one cup its most likely pee cream or pee sweat and muscle men has to eat it or else all of there muscles will fall off and become disgusting flab, and will make all of the girls run away in fear, so remember to-
     

    SierraTDI

    Cody?! where are you???
    227
    Posts
    15
    Years
  • One day, Bobby was playing with his pet fish named Marvin when all of a sudden, a dog lunged at Marvin and tried to eat him but Bobby used the fish tank to hit the dog, but the dog ate his fish so Bobby set his giant mutant half-cat half-bee on the dog and the dog died of fear but out of the rotting body came an oversized version of the common cold cell, crawling towards Bobby then suddenly a can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa and they shot their eye-lasers at the cell, but Bobby jumped into the air and landed in the home of pop sensation Miley Cyrus, regardless of other's opinions, because he needed a human shield, even though he knew he would never be able to get near a women again for affairing Miley, so AdvancedK9 killed Bobby and became the test slave in this demented adventure where he will shoot someone in the head and commit suicide, but then Todoroki Is comes in does the job for him and becomes the hero of this adventure where he will die a painfully, bloody death, regardless of him saving AdvancedK9, who just failed with Miley so he gets Falcon punched by Kirby, who started to mack on Miley, but then everyone hears "MELEE!!" and start to beat Miley and Tom and Jerry jump out of the TV to get eaten by Kirby, but when inside Tom busts out a hammer when Jerry starts FIREN HIS LAZUR and then some ramen appears to the utter discontent of the random episode being progressed among us, so 90's music begins to play as Bobby came back from his dead and began to mess up the place and eat the can-can line of bald men in skirts that looked a little like Santa which came outta nowhere AGAIN and but they grabbed Lollipop by the hand and escaped while forcing her to do the can-can so bobby (turning his anger on Lollipop) and Lollipop ate the Santa Can-Can line and created his own can can line with Kirby, Tom, Jerry and Master Hand who built an elaborate Trojan Chicken and invaded the White House in Washington D.C. when AdvancedK9 decided to hit on Britney Spears now because he was drunk from a all night party at Chuck Norris's place but he failed and got slapped by Britney [] so he went on to eat sixty bowls of chocolate Easter eggs and vanished into thin air, but suddenly he realized the Easter eggs were actually bombs, so he ate them even faster because we needed a new person to pick who is George Clooney and he scrambled eggs because he wanted to pick his nose, then a magician randomly appeared and used a telekinesis spell on him to turn him into an abomination of Wooty McWoot and Chuck Norris so he ate the magician and went to Gary Coleman's house to put Bobby's other fish in Gary's mouth but then he was so hungry he ate the little bugger (Gary Coleman) which caused him to vomit on top of the world's biggest wonderful never ending sentence which was actually a giant mutated half-cat half-bee, which he thought made a delightful photo, so he got out his camera, but the monster thought the camera was that dog again, in the ghost form, so Bobby got a giant sword to kill the dog (because the half-cat half-bee was Billy's ghost), but then the Wooty McWoot/ Chuck Norris guy dies horribly because he did the same thing Bobby did, and ate a bunch of chocolate easter eggs that were really bombs, but the Wooty McWootChuck Norris guy layed an egg upon death and out came Solid Snake who farted in Chucks mouth which caused bobby to throw up, then died to oblueknighto,little did they know, the death star told the heavens beyond to end this sentence thus the heavens beyond said "THE HELL WITH YA! I LIEK MUDKIPZ!", making the death start blow up so that they could have a sleepover with hell, then Lilbittygoat and BlueSnowHoundoom rained out of the aforementioned heavens, and Lilbittygoat threw a poison-tipped javelin at BlueSnowHoundoom for putting an exclamation point in her addition but little did he know that ~Poke~ was nearby, and ~Poke~ hates javelins, so ~Poke~ decided to jump off of a nearby cliff and into the hovercraft, with lasers and onboard tea and coffee making services that will tend to bite you when you put your left hand in your pocket, but instead I shot Lilbittygoat with a laser gun, but it didn't have any ammo left, so ~Poke~ was like, "Oh, screw it!" then he put some batteries in and blew up Lilbittygoat, and his limbs flew everywhere except on ~Poke~ who was having pizza with BlueSnowHoundoom and her half-cat half-bee- war machine that headed to the capital of America to give the President seven communists as a gift of happiness, then the communists headed over to Bush's house and blew him up with an egg that suddenly hatched into Lilbittygoat, who swore he would get revenge on ~Poke~ for killing him for no reason so he gathered all the toothbrushes he could find and brushed ~Poke~'s teeth with a combination of arsenic and rat poison killed him and then Zel came and used a FINAL SMASH to turn into Wario Man, then started to chomp on ~Poke~'s dead body, which tasted a lot like Darth Vader, and then the ~Poke~/Darth Vader guy's mask blew up, and it was really Zel's face underneath the mask and then kirby started to dance like an ewok, which reminded Captain Falcon of how amazing a singer Zanny77 is, for she loves pretty sea slugs, than Sephiroth came and used his Strawberry Bell to Snap Captain Falcon out of his thoughts and teleport Zanny to the area, who than pointed a finger at Falcon screaming "Bang", Falcon flew over 10 meters and than turned into a giant Lolrus who started destroying Mexico, with a giant Vacuum Cleaner, it was than that a giant computer virus came out of the virtual world, and started to eat Zanny77's precious cookie collection which caused her to go to the shop and buy all the cookies there but she found none making her spontaneously explode, randomly turning her into a video game, called Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2, and the ghost of ~Poke~ ran in and started playing the banjo very badly and singing a song about a flying hot dog, when Bobby comes in and yells, "WHY THE CRAP ARE WE DOING THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE" then he runs to the mall and stupidly buys 20 Magmar to put out the fire then one jumps out and chews on Bobby's hair screaming "Magmar! Mag mag!" then it used flamethrower andincinerates Bobby's house allong withall his stuff so he had to go to jamaica and party with all the booty shakers, but the plane was delayed and Bobby slept in a trashcan with a hobo named Lorenzo who then proceeds to send out a Magmortar (Trauma Anyone?) to kill Bobby, but Bobby finds a Vaporeon to PWNZOR Magmortar and kill Lorenzo and eat a random monkey child in the forest of forinzo where he finds a magic green egg that hatches a giant dragon who breathes fire on a giant robot Pikachu that shot lasers out of it's eyes and fired rockets from it's hands which blow up Team Rocket who are such idiots they said, "Oh my god Cherii is soooo hot I want to be in bed with her oh my GOD," they got killed by cherii but then an hour later and they were so much dumber they said, "OMG i want an awesome person here!" so as Team Rocket flew into the sky they used their secret jet pack to fly to the Team Galactic HQ, asking Cyrus to turn Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, but Cyrus decapitated a random statue making Jesse and James fall into a black hole, and used Meowth as an energy crystal, turning Super Crazy Guitar Maniac Deluxe 2 back into Zanny77, who decided it was fitting to sing some opera in this occasion, unfortunately, everybody died, then respawned 3 seconds later into a mysterious glitch city, where everybody had 7 trillion eyes, but were blind, so everybody ate ice cream with Bloing Gloing, and then everybody got the power to transform into mah lazah who proceeded to get fired into Cyrus' face which then opened up and ate poop and made her throw up pee and made her cry but that's why never going to the bathroom causes that sort of thing even though when I go to the bathroom I don't throw up pee so I guess i must jizz in my pants so that it becomes nice soft wet and sticky but 1 thing for sure careful what you eat before you jizz in your pants or the stuff might smell odd so eat sweet foods so that it smells sweet, that way if 2 boys eat odd food out of one cup its most likely pee cream or pee sweat and muscle men has to eat it or else all of there muscles will fall off and become disgusting flab, and will make all of the girls run away in fear, so remember to sniff your pee or just wank off lol or-
     
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