Usual dumb arguments about new Pokémon designs
What is this weird poorly drawn thing? Was this made by a preschooler?
Ow man, what are these? They're fat, they're ugly. How come we've got to this point...
...while we used to have such gracious Pokémon in previous gens?
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This is just the same Pokémon many times over glued to each other. I can't call this an evolution.
Seriously, this kind of design is way too simplistic. You can do better, Nintendo, you can do better.
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Excuse me, but I seriously can't understand how we got from this Pokémon to this Pokémon. They look nothing like each other. This makes no sense.
These are just carbon copies of each other!
(lol, I'm an ice cream cone)
Why? Why, Game Freak, why?
Oh, Pokémon that look like objects! How cute! And a little stupid too.
(chuckles, then laughs) Humanoid Pokémon, that look like humans, and even wear clothes! Hey-ho, are you still sane?
A plant. With eyes and a mouth. I'm so fired up...
This is just a dog! And this is just a duck!
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Wait, Pokémon that interact with each other to trigger special evolutions? This is nonsense! Why do you do this? I am sick of living in this world!
(clip of another Youtuber, Cyprien)
This is a Pokémon:
This is garbage:
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(sarcastic claps) Bravo, this is one hell of an evolution! Seriously, between the previous stage and the next stage, there's a world of difference!
A rock with paws. Seriously, I wonder how they get all these ideas...
(lots of plates)
(4 colors)
Look at these overly complicated designs! What does this all mean?! What are these stupid details, and all these colors? A Pokémon shouldn't have more than two colors! You're way over the line! Do you think you're artists or something? You should know your place, Nintendo and Game Freak!
Well, we've gone over all the dumb argument we hear every time there's a new generation of Pokémon. You might have noticed that a lot of these arguments tend to contradict one another, because even when they complain, fanboys don't know what they want.
But now, we'll enter the second part of the video, and this will be very simple: we'll take the same idiotic claims and replace generation 5 Pokémon with generation 1 Pokémon.
Same freakin' arguments, but with Pokémon from the Gameboy days
What is this weird poorly drawn thing? Was this made by a preschooler?
Ow man, what are these? They're fat, they're ugly. How come we've got to this point...
...while we used to have such gracious Pokémon in previous gens?
->
This is just the same Pokémon many times over glued to each other. I can't call this an evolution.
Seriously, this kind of design is way too simplistic. You can do better, Nintendo, you can do better.
->
Excuse me, but I seriously can't understand how we got from this Pokémon to this Pokémon. They look nothing like each other. This makes no sense.
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These are just carbon copies of each other!
(lol, I'm a mine)
(and me, a mime, rofl!)
Why? Why, Game Freak, why?
Oh, Pokémon that look like objects! How cute! And a little stupid too.
(chuckles, then laughs) Humanoid Pokémon, that look like humans, and even wear clothes! Hey-ho, are you still sane?
A plant. With eyes and a mouth. I'm so fired up...
This is just a dog! And this is just a duck!
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->
Wait, Pokémon that interact with each other to trigger special evolutions? This is nonsense! Why do you do this? I am sick of living in this world!
(clip of another Youtuber, Cyprien)
This is a Pokémon:
This is garbage:
->
(sarcastic claps) Bravo, this is one hell of an evolution! Seriously, between the previous stage and the next stage, there's a world of difference!
A rock with paws. Seriously, I wonder how they get all these ideas...
(lots of plates!)
(4 colors)
Look at these overly complicated designs! What does this all mean?! What are these stupid details, and all these colors? A Pokémon shouldn't have more than two colors! You're way over the line! Do you think you're artists or something? You should know your place, Nintendo and Game Freak!