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Things that anime characters would never say.

Mystic said:
Actually he did say that. Well Yami Yugi did. I don't know if that would count as the same person.
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I'm countin them as different people
dragon ball z
vegeta:kamehameha
 
obelisk-kun said:
dragonball z
yugi:I play the seal of orichalchos
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My god!!! Someone actually knows how to spell Orichalcos...

Anyway:...

Jessie, James, and Meowth: No! It's Mr. T!!! He made it here too!!!

Yami: You're not more evil, I'M more evil!!!

Bakura: You're not more evil, I'M more evil!!!

Joey: Ha!!! I got the ultimate card here!!! I play Cthulu!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! Hee hee hee hee!!! Ha ha hahahahaaa!!!!

Envy: My life's purpose is fulfilled!!! Now I can die happy!

Yugi: You know, since all this crap seems to happen around us, why don't I just destroy the Millenium Items?

Ho-Oh: Now open the GS Ball Ash!!! Light our darkest hour!!! (As the inspirational song is playing in the background.)

Ash: Now, I'll make a thorough search of the area, using a grid-like system...

Dr. Eggman/Robotnik: I've done it!!! I've finally done it!!! I've robotisized Sonic!!!! I've won!!! (Yeah, not exactly Anime but close enough.)

Lil' Slugger: I'm just a regular person living in a normal world...

Dr. Wily: I've got it!!! I'll create eight Robot Masters that DON'T share weaknesses with each others' weapons!!!

Ryu: Haaaaaadoooooookeeeeeeeen!!!!!! ... ... ... Aw crap... Anyone got a pair of underwear on hand???

Speed Racer: Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii think Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'll taaaaaaaaake the daaaaaaay off today...

Keith: Screw Voltron!!! We need Dino Zord Power!!!

Raleena: That's it!!! If you won't all convert to pacifism, then I'll just nuke the entire planet!!!!!!!!!
 
dragonball z
vegeta:bulma I've decided to go to college
goku:yeah chi chi is right gohan you need to study
chi chi:gohan you can train
goku:no fusion is for losers we don't need it
vegeta:fusion is our only hope
 
Pocket Monsters:
Satoshi: Ok Pikachu is time to evolve!
Masato: I hate Pokemon, i'm happy of being Haruka's young brother
Haruka: I really need to get rid of this Agehanto (Beautifly)
Takeshi: *opens eyes* Ahh! I'm blind!
Kasumi: I hate water type Pokemon, fire types rocks! *thumbs up*
 
Pokemon
Jessie and james : Our meowth can talk, We must sell it for high price

Ash : Hey team rocket, you can make a lot of robot, why not sell them instead of stealing my pikachu??

Misty : I want to be Bug pokemon master
 
Professor Oak.: Ok... One Pikachu... That'll be 200 bucks.

MewTwo: Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost...

Goku: ... He blocked the Spirit Bomb... like it was nothing...

Edward Elric: I just got a great idea. Instead of killing myself to make a Philosopher's Stone, let's just use the Chaos Emeralds for Transmutation!!!

Dr. Wily: It seems I must join forces with Team Rocket in order to defeat Megaman...

Narrator: Now that Pikachu's true powers have been awakened by the Autobot Matrix, there is newfound hope against the mighty Unicron. But what about Galvatron? Has he really been beaten? Find out what happens as the ultimate battle begins next time on Pokemon.

Kenshin: The Tetsusaiga, huh? How much are we talking about here?
 
Pokemon:
Ash: Go Gary! Go Gary! Its ya birthday, its ya birthday! You are the bestest ever!
Jessie: James, I think I want to die my hair black...
James: Butch! Wanna go catch a movie about the wonders of sceince?
Tracy: Professor Oak? Never heard of him...

Digimon:
Izumi(Zoey): Will you marry me Junpei(J.P.)?
Rattamon: Ahh, Izumi, you are the most beautiful of us all.
Takuya: Screw Shinya. I want Kouji to be my my younger brother.
Bokomon: Your so right, my yellow rabbit friend(I dont know his name). I shall do anything you want.

DNAngel(the anime):
Risa: I don't love Dark, I love Krad.
Krad: I don't want to kill Daisuke, I want to marry him.
Dark: Satoshi, you can keep the painting, I give up.
Wiz: Jolt eon eon jolt jolt.
 
Gary: I like pie.
Ash: Fine Mrs. IMAMISTY POOPY-PANTS LOVIN STARMIE ORANGE HAIRED WEIRDO
Misty: I farted.
Brock: And people think i'm scary....
 
Naruto-

Sasuke: I am the clich?d angsty boy that everyone seems to love, because I am so cool and have so much depth AND I HAVE SUCH A DARK PAST, BECAUSE I AM AN AVENGER.
 
Ooh I love these, sweeties. XD

Yugi: My love for my deck is like a lovely loving river of loving love!
Kaiba: I don't need Blue-Eyes, for I have Yugi!

Misty: I suffer from testicular cancer!
Ash: I think Max is HOT!

BEAR: HAY ITS A GRL! LETS CYBER!!
(From .hack//sign :P)

Err...I got some bad material at the moment sweeties. XD
 
Yoh: Let's just leave Zeke here... He's harmless anyway...

Sonic: Dude, he's faster than ME!!!!

Tails: Um, what's a Frequency Modulator?

Sabrina: Just remember the truth. There is no spoon... Then you'll learn that it isn't the spoon that bends, only yourself...

Henry: I wonder of I can teach Terriermon how to play D&D?...

Link: Only twenty Rupees?! Come on!!! This is the Master Sword, here!!!

Spike: Look!!! A winning ticket!!! Now I don't have to be a bounty hunter any more!!!
 
mai:*slaps joey*I hate you i never want to see you again
 
Inuyasha:
Shippo:I'm Getting A Boob-Job.

Yu-Gi-Oh:
Yugi:I've Given Up On Magic And Wizards, Baseball Cards Are Where It's At Now!

Pokemon:
Ash:I'll Trade You My Pikachu For Your Pidgey!

Brock:I Scored.

Nurse Joy:Brock, Will You Marry Me?
Brock:No.

Brock:*opens eyes*

Gary:ash, I'vE Had The Hugest Crush On You Since The 3rd Grade!
One Piece:
Luffy:Ah..I Feel Like Going For A Nice Relaxing Swim..

Zoro:Forget The Dam Swords, I'm Getting Me A Gun.

Zoro:I've Given Up Drinking.

Case Closed:
Conan:Hey Raecheal! Just Tell Them To Make It Out To "Jimmy Kudo"!
 
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Envy:"I like pretty pink ponies!" If I ever saw anyone male off of fma say that, i'd run to the nearest mental facilty.
 
Beware of utter weirdness :shocked:

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[CHIRU'S NEVER SAY LIST THAT PUTS WEIRD IMAGES INTO YOUR HEAD I]

Fruits Basket/Furuba

Akito: *waves coke bottle* I'd like to teach the world to chill, take time to stop and smiiiiiiiile....

Kyo: I love leeks :3

Tohru: I'm tired of being the Sohmas' slave! I'm running off and joining the military!

DN Angel

Satoshi: I wuv you, Krad! <33333333

Wiz/With: These pathetic mortals know nothing of my plans for world domination! This will be easier than I thought >:3

Krad: Heeeeeeey Macarena!

Samurai Champloo

Jin: Let's go to iHop! I'm driving!


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Maybe I'll think of more later. However, you should probably pray I won't XD.
 
Excel Saga

Excel: (Talking like Forrest Gump) Helloooo... My name is Exceeeel... I work for Ilpalazzoooooo... He's a villain...

Ilpalazzo: Forget the City of 'F'!!! Across is now going to conquer the Town of 'C'!!!

Rurouni Kenshin

Kenshin: Why spare him? It's quicker just to kill him...

Pokemon

James: Since those twerps keep ruining our plans, let's just find the hotel that they're sleeping in and kill them!!!

-Begin Scene-

Narrator: As the sun rises over the Kanto Region, a mechanical monstrosity is wreaking havoc on Saffron City. Who do you think is responsible for this?

Meowth: Ha Ha!!! ?Tis I, the star of the show!!!

Narrator: Check your contract. It says 'Guest Villain'...

-End Scene-
 
Chiru-Chan, the iHop one was hillarious. XD
Seto Kaiba:Yugi, lets be friends! *Hug*
Misty:I killed president Bush!
 
Pokemon:

Ash: Well, Ho-Oh. Since you won't show up, I'm gonna tell you what I really think of you!!!

League Announcer: How do the refs know when a Pokemon is knocked out? Is it a guess, or do they actually have a way of telling? Hey, maybe they play favorites.

Narrator: Is this the end of our heroes? After only SEVEN episodes?

And a scene:

Ash: Ok. Get camera 3 in place for the Thunderbolt Attack. Let's have a big finish!!

Narrator: (As Pikachu's powering up to attack Team Rocket.)
Even though it was Flannery, the Fire Pokemon Gym Leader that rescued the Pokemon from Team Rocket and saved the day, Ash and Pikachu are the heroes who negotiated the lucrative merchandising deal for the Pokemon Running shoes, T-Shirts, Lunch Boxes, Executive Desk Sets, and Trading Cards. So we have a contractual commitment to make a big fuzz over them like this in every episode. Bear with us folks. It's big business...
 
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