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Things that anime characters would never say.

(Lol, thanks MewChan XD)

[CHIRU'S NEVER SAY LIST THAT PUTS WEIRD IMAGES INTO YOUR HEAD PART II]

DN Angel

Satoshi: *insert Satoshi in that Axe shower gel comercial with the spanish music and the guy running through the sprinkler and stuff*

<< DELETED SCENE >>

Dark: Now, I just have to steal the sacred maiden statue and--

Satoshi: Stop right there!

Dark: What are YOU gonna do?

Director: Guys, the script-

Satoshi: *looks at the camera* Come on everybody, help me out! *points at dark* Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! SWIPER NO SWIPING!

Dark: *Snaps fingers* Aww man! *runs away*

Satoshi: WE DID IT! Thanks guys!

Director: CUT!

<< END DELETED SCENE>>

Krad: Got milk?

Samurai Champloo

Jin: So, let me get this straight: you put your left foot in, then you put your left foot out and...

Yu Yu Hakusho

Yusuke: # ~You are my cuppycake, gum drop, snookum wookum...

Kurama: *flails arms around* Miya-hee! Miya-hoo! Miya-haa! Miya- HA HA!

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The less ideas I have, the weirder it gets XD.
 
Pokemon:
Pikachu: Ash, that's it I've had enough of your 'Pikachu, use this, pikachu used that!' I want a devorce!

Uh, that's all I could think of XD
 
Ash: 1 pwn 4LL 0th3r 7r41n3r5! P1K4cHu 347 h15 5kull!

Number one thing ANY Anime character would never say:
Screw you Japan! Americans rock!
 
Ash: Look, I'm not in the mood so just give me the darn badge so that we can go home and eat.
Brock: Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny are both ugly. Barbara Streisand is prettier.
Misty: Ooooh, Brock, you can cook so well, what else can you do? *blink blink*
James: *waiting on the set* Are we on yet, 'cause I haven't finished putting on my lipstick.
Jessie: Do you think I should get a complete haircut, because this dandruff is starting to itch me.
Meowth: Hey Pikachu, PM me if you wanna be friends. ^_~
 
ash:hey pikachu *grabs thunder stone* evolve now
 
Pokemon narrarator voice at end and/or start of episodes: Screw Pokemon.. I need a beer.
 
ok these are starting to get really cheesy and obvious...how bouts we let this dies in peace XD
 
Fruits Basket

Tohru- I dont wanna clean! you do it!

Yuki- I was drunk last night...

kyo- Yuki's my best friend!^-^

shigure: Ha! I gotta gun!^^

Ill post some more later
 
Okay im bored and tired so work with me okay XD

Yugioh

Yugi: BLUURF BLOOGLY FLAR MINISHTAN! *eats all his cards*

Pokemon

Ash: FLICKNIRK NUBBY FLANICKERSTAN *flails around on the ground with a doughnut in his mouth*

Brock: OH MY GOD I HAVE NO EYES!!! *starts running into walls flailing his arms around*
 
Furuba

Shigure: I hate girls.

Akito: I'm gonna tell the world about our curse.



I can't think of very much at the moment...
 
<As of this moment, I'm declaring Narrators as Anime Characters for the purpose of my posts. That being said...>

Cowboy Bebop


Jet
Ok, money's no object, so knock yourselves out!



Disgaea (And there is much rejoicing. Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Laharl
Who cares if I'm the Overlord?! Just let me go back to bed!!!


Pokemon


Narrator (When Charizard is doing his Flaming Seizemic Toss.)
What's that up in the sky? A flaming ball of fire? The remains of my illustrious career? No!!
 
Dragon Ball Z
Goku: We're all gonna die!

XD
 
(Dun dun dun, battle scene. Tohru vs. Ash)

Ash: Go Pikachu!
Tohru: *confused* Um...go Kyo! *tosses Kyo into battle arena.*
Ash: You can't throw a guy into the ring!
Tohru: Oh, uh...*hugs Kyo* Go, Cat Power now.
Kyo: I swear, once this is over...
(Ends)

Ash: I sold Pikachu for a buck fifty!
Misty: Forget Ash, I love BROCK!
Brock: *opens eyes*
Team Rocket: We're not hungry anymore!
 
Inuyasha:

Inu -"OH, GOD! Hold on guys... I chipped a nail... Hey Fluffy... Yeah, you... Bro... get me your maicure set..."
Sesshy "I can't brother, I left it at Kouga's den last night..."
Hehe... erm... i mean...
... >.> Definatly wouldnt say that.

Paranoia Agent

Lil Slugger "Hey... I need anger management."

ROD.

Maggie and Michelle "Books suck."
Anita "YOU GUYS! BOOKS ARE AMAZING!"

>.> dont see that happ'nin.
 
Pokemon:

Satoshi: Wow, Kasumi! Nice Ruriri! Did you steal it from someone just like you stole my Togepi?

Yuki: Hey, Takeshi, will you take care of my Rokon for a while?
Takeshi: No.
Yuki: Why?
Takeshi: Because I can tell you're only using me, scank.

Haruka: Hey, guys! I've given up Contests! I'm gonna' compete with my friend, Yuuki in challenging all of the Gyms in Hoenn!

Jun'ichi: Kenta, Marina-chan is mine! Don't you touch her!
Kenta: Jun'ichi, I have never touched Marina. But, God, I have a hell of a lot a better chance than a fat and ugly pig like you ever will.

Marina: I don't like Wataru-sama anymore! He's a stupid goody-goody! My type of guy is someone who would destroy the Earth for the good of Pokemon!

Digimon:

Yamato (season 1): I'm a stupid, self-centered jerk. I try to act cool and indifferent, but every time a Digimon attacks, I scream like Pares Hilton would if would if her mansion burnt down!

Taichi (season 1): Hey, Joe, want a drink?
Joe (season 1): As long as it isn't anything with milk in it. I have a fatal reaction to milk.
Taichi: ... Just a sec'. *Fills soda can with milk* Here you go! *Hands cup to Joe*
Joe: Thanks! *Drinks* Ugh... *Dies*
Taichi: Sweet!

Takeru (season 1): I hate my brother. He's such a dush-bag. He thinks he's so good and stuff. Has anyone got a knife?

Yu-jyo:

Mokuba: I'm a spoiled and obnoxious little brat who loves himself because his brother, and not him, is world champion in dueling. Can someone please stab me?

Kaiba: I'm a stupid moron who can't accept the fact that Yami-sama is a better dueler than me. Can someone please stab me?

Kaiba and Mokuba's parents: We're Kaiba and Mokuba's parents. Most people think we died in a car crash, but we really stabbed ourselves because we were so sick of our stupid children.

Dragon Ball Z:

Chichi: Gohan, time to study!
Gohan: Go to hell, Mom. How would you like sitting in your room for eighteen hours a day and reading stupid books?! Oh, wait. How could you know? You live in a tiny cottage with no insurance.

Dragon Ball Z (4Kids Dub)

Goku: **** it! Oh, god, no! Oh, hell! ****! You bastard! Someone please kill me!

Maybe I came out a little bitter. But there are some characters that annoy the crap out of me.
 
nicoleb said:
Pokemon:

Satoshi: Wow, Kasumi! Nice Ruriri! Did you steal it from someone just like you stole my Togepi?

Yuki: Hey, Takeshi, will you take care of my Rokon for a while?
Takeshi: No.
Yuki: Why?
Takeshi: Because I can tell you're only using me, scank.

Haruka: Hey, guys! I've given up Contests! I'm gonna' compete with my friend, Yuuki in challenging all of the Gyms in Hoenn!

Jun'ichi: Kenta, Marina-chan is mine! Don't you touch her!
Kenta: Jun'ichi, I have never touched Marina. But, God, I have a hell of a lot a better chance than a fat and ugly pig like you ever will.
Marina: I don't like Wataru-sama anymore! He's a stupid goody-goody! My type of guy is someone who would destroy the Earth for the good of Pokemon!

Digimon:

Yamato (season 1): I'm a stupid, self-centered jerk. I try to act cool and indifferent, but every time a Digimon attacks, I scream like Pares Hilton would if would if her mansion burnt down!

Taichi (season 1): Hey, Joe, want a drink?
Joe (season 1): As long as it isn't anything with milk in it. I have a fatal reaction to milk.
Taichi: ... Just a sec'. *Fills soda can with milk* Here you go! *Hands cup to Joe*
Joe: Thanks! *Drinks* Ugh... *Dies*
Taichi: Sweet!

Takeru (season 1): I hate my brother. He's such a dush-bag. He thinks he's so good and stuff. Has anyone got a knife?

Yu-jyo:

Mokuba: I'm a spoiled and obnoxious little brat who loves himself because his brother, and not him, is world champion in dueling. Can someone please stab me?

Kaiba: I'm a stupid moron who can't accept the fact that Yami-sama is a better dueler than me. Can someone please stab me?

Kaiba and Mokuba's parents: We're Kaiba and Mokuba's parents. Most people think we died in a car crash, but we really stabbed ourselves because we were so sick of our stupid children.

Dragon Ball Z:

Chichi: Gohan, time to study!
Gohan: Go to hell, Mom. How would you like sitting in your room for eighteen hours a day and reading stupid books?! Oh, wait. How could you know? You live in a tiny cottage with no insurance.

Dragon Ball Z (4Kids Dub)

Goku: **** it! Oh, god, no! Oh, hell! ****! You bastard! Someone please kill me!

Maybe I came out a little bitter. But there are some characters that annoy the crap out of me.
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LMAO... nice DBZ...

Howabout this one...

Vegita- "Trunks... Your mother and I would like to talk to you about Sex."
Bulma- "Yes dear... You see... Sex... is fun."
>< sorry xD

>.> Would the FF movie be counted as anime? It is... animated... and all... Hrm...
Aki- "We need to find the Spirits to save Gaia!"
Cid- "Screw Gaia... I need a daiper change!"
 
Takeshi(Dubbed): Don't Worry, I Happen to Have Some Spare *reads Script* Pop..corn...Balls? Oh Come On For The Love Of God, It's ONIGIRI.

Luffy:Wow! A New Enemy! This Calls For A Well-Thought Out Strategy!

Yugi:I've Given Up Duel Monsters. Baseball Cards Are Where It's At Now!

Bulma:**** Studying. Let's Go Skydiving!

Kojirou:I'm Straight
 
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