SOOOOO many... XD
1) Like, when my mom goes out, promising to buy me something, and comes back empty-handed.
2) Chickens. They're so damn loud. Oh, and let's not forget what those white ones in Zelda do to Link if he provokes them...
3) People saying they're throwing a party, but never do.
4) Math. I was awesome at it in Primary School and I enjoyed it, too. Now, I know +s, -s, xs, /s, %s, and crap, and yet that doesn't seem to be enough in this day and age. Now we're forced to do this; "A=B" and "the square route of 769328492" and useless crap like that. I hate math now.
5) My brother. As I always say; I love my brother and I'd take a bullet for him, but I hate his company and I hope he breaks something. Presumably his neck.
6) My dad getting drunk, then not leaving me alone, saying he wants to watch Black Adder or AbFab in my room, then passing out on my bed.
7) Waking up to find my brother's cat about one inch from my face, purring.
8) Slow Internet, crappy computers, virused computers, etc..
9) *Thinks of a nice way to put it*
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10) Short stories. They're okay once in awhile, but long series are more beneficial since you get to know the characters and whatnot.
11) Having to watch a certain movie or read a certain book for a school project and then answer stupid questions about it. Just what is that supposed to prove, anyway?!
12) The new Nintendo Wii Controller. Once upon a simple time, there was a Zelda game, called Ocarina of Time, and also one called Majora's Mask and another called The Wind Waker. Using the sword required pressing the ever-so-simple B button, and using the bow and arrow required nothing more than aiming in first-person-view. Then came along the Nintendo Wii Controller and Twilight Princess, the latter having being delayed a whole year just so it could be released in a "new and improved" mode. Using the sword required swishing the remote around furiously, using the bow and arrow required pointing the controller at the screen to shoot arrows, and with which would probably be just as successful as the D-Paddless Super Mario 64 DS for the Nintendo DS.
13) Primas that aren't Orange & Mango flavored.
14) Alcohol that tastes like crap. Presumably beer.
15) The following take-out; McDonalds: Do they make their hamburgers out of meat or rubber? Chinese: Maybe it's just the place I go to, but I feel close to throwing up after I eat there. Pizza: Would rather eat a bucket full of...poo. KFC: Not only are they inhumanly cruel to their chickens (I'm no hippie, but Jesus), but their food also tastes better as vomit. Red Rooster: Gets old quick. Hungry Jacks: Biggest Rip-Off of McDonalds since Duel Masters was of Yu-gi-oh.
16) People who ask me if they're fat/bad singers/ugly. What the hell am I supposed to say?!
17) People who think that 4Kids are the only ones responsible for ruining Animes. They need to consider the fact that the Japanese creators of the said Anime (usually Toei) were the ones who sold their products to 4Kids in the first place. Just because someone's Japanese doesn't mean they can't make mistakes.
18) Japanglish. I-have-never-heard-a-single-Japanese-song-without-"English"-in-it.
19) People who like to put people under the impression that they know Japanese, but who don't bother to actually learn it. It's not required that someone needs to know Japanese to like Anime, but I think it's only common courtesy that if someone's gonna rave on about various Japanese words and their meanings, then they should at least get their facts straight - IE, learn their facts from professionals, not look them up on random Websites. Ne, don't anata agree with watashi? Ne, ne?!
20) When people who have, say, A.D.H.A., use it as an excuse to bully and hassle other people. Yes, such a disability exists and it does make the victim slightly more aggressive and slow than usual, but they're still capable of controlling themselves more often than not.
21) People who can't or won't type in a manner that's readable. IE, splitting things into paragraphs when discussions get too long, spelling at least MOST words correctly and using at least SOME punctuation.
22) People who go way over the top with the standard formal-humble-typing approach. Like, say, instead of saying; "Yeah, you're right, but..." they say; "Yes, that is correct, however...." God.
23) Minimods. "This doesn't go here. *Reports*" "Well, looks like you're gonna be banned sooner or later. *Reports*" "You need to show respect to the Mods." Is reporting a bad post without leaving a comment really that hard?
24) Kiss-asses. A lot of these floating around. Not going to name any domain names, but a lot of comments like "omg --- ur so kool & awsum & stuff," "dont talk 2 --- like dat you ************************************!!!!!!!111111oneoneomg," and "another great (fan episode) --- u guyz rok!!" exist at certain locations.
25) Inaccurate Fansubs. If you don't know Japanese, don't attempt to translate it.
26) People who say that people who go onto the Internet or play RPG games have no social lives. Maybe if our interests weren't frowned upon so much by all these "OC" and "Singstar" fans, we would talk to our real-life friends about it. As such, what's wrong with going onto the Internet and talking to other fans about your interests?
27) People who resort to insulting an entire civilization or race just because one member of the above does something they don't agree with. For example, someone saying that all Muslims are savages or that all Americans are nationalists. That's simply not true.
28) Extremists, suicide bombers, people who gang up on other people, rapists, murderers, capital punishment, homophobes. 'Nough said.
29) Shigeru Miyamoto. "I can't tell you anything about the said game YET, but what I will say is that you're in for a HUGE surprise...!!!" Kill...
30) Paris Hilton. I'm sorry if I sound naive, but...what exactly is it that she does?
31) Cats that aren't ginger.
There're probably more, but I'm not stuffed to think of anymore, and I'm sure that you're not stuffed to read anymore. XD
