Things you believed were true, as a kid

[5qwerty]

My mom got a Caesarean Section to give birth to me so I thought that women peed out of their butts.

That and they "pooped" babies and that my mom didn't want me getting dirty or something so she got a Caesarean.

Also because of this I thought that women's weak parts were their breasts, so my friend's mom was yelling at me once and I punched her there.


lol

 

[Log]

I used to think Queen Latifah was the actual queen of a country.

 

[Cakesu]

I used to believe that salt really came from whales because of this

 

[LegendChu]

That family trees were trees that people grew in their backyards.

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Ullion]

That I was special. :|

*edgy*