Things you don't say to a cop

[Ho-Oh]

Yeah basically as the title says. :3

Examples...

I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything
Putting on a little weight?

 

[Aizuke]

Can I wear the hat now, officer? ;3

 

[Ho-Oh]

Can I go to the toilet yet?

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Could i make one quick drive across the state before you cancel my lisence sir :3

 

[Ho-Oh]

Oops, dropped the drugs. Just ignore that.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

WAIT! Cant you see im busy on the fone!? You can check my lisence later!

 

[Aizuke]

What's the pepper spray feel like?

 

[Ho-Oh]

I have a knife and I'm not afraid to use it.

 

[Aizuke]

Must feel great having a gun, can I borrow yours?

 

[Ho-Oh]

Are you Jeebus? I see a bright light!

 

[Aizuke]

Officer, it's okay. I'm drunk.

Really really really drunk.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

*catches you filling up a 10L oil can with petrol*

Errgh. I have an abbo for a kid. >.<

 

[Aizuke]

Hold my beer while I get ready to punch you.

 

[beauty. proletariat]

Just gimme a sec, I've nearly finished pissing on your car.

 

[Aizuke]

Sorry sir, I'm not a mobile donut shop.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Excuse me officer, lemme take a couple guesses, huh? You were probably the big ••••••• in your high school right? You used to pick on guys like us everyday right? The graduation came, we went to college and you went nowhere. And you thought, Hey how can I still give them ****, oh I know I'll become a cop right? Well congradu••••ulations your dream has come true. Now why don't you take this quite little Asian guy, with the Anglican name who treats you so well … and give him a couple more tickets. Better yet just take him to jail.

 

[Sexycheese]

^ lolz thats freaky
Officer, your a prick!

 

[Tater Tot]

Hey Officer, do have any idea as to where my weed went? It was in the car just a second ago, but when I ran off to molest a girl, and came back, it was gone.

 

[Mira]

Oh, nice gun. I have one of those in my pocket. Oh, and by the way, I have a car full of explosives rigged to go when I start up the car. Ain't that nifty?

 

[Cheesymitten]

Why the straight face? I know lets play a game uncuff me so we can play its a game..... of hide and seek :)

Seen the picture of a pe**s that i put on your car?

Oh look some knives who could have dropped them was it you??