Things you don't say to a cop

[Aizuke]

License? What the hell is that?

 

[Barney.]

That mess? Oh yeas thats a mixture of sick and dried blood that has come from my hooker.

 

[Banjora Marxvile]

Never mind the laws, I have money!

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Yeah, the guy in my boot is...um...sleeping...

 

[Banjora Marxvile]

Look over there! A robber! *Steals wallet*

 

[Barney.]

You: If you let the speeding pass ... *Slips a piece of paper into cops hand*
Cop: Sir, The police force doesn't take bribes....Especially not Basketball tickets...
You: Oh wait I need those!

 

[Persona]

No officer, that's not a gun in my pocket; I'm just happy to see you. :)

 

[Banjora Marxvile]

Were you too stupid to be part of the FBI, and were forced to be a cop?

 

[Barney.]

What the hell?

Why did you stop me!?

I was driving at 10 miles per hour!

 

[Banjora Marxvile]

Oh, come on! Not my fault my knife accidently went into his heart. Or hers. Or his, or his...

 

[Aizuke]

Your uniform isn't just only for work, huh?

 

[Banjora Marxvile]

God, that driver was such a jerk... Oh that was you?!

 

[Barney.]

Yes officer...That is blood...Yes that is a body....Soooo what's your point?

 

[Mitchman]

Officer i can easily explain how the 5 block radius exploded from an explosion coming from my house but you need to know higher math and a lot of chemistry. And i doubt you do yeh stupid doughnut eating fatarse crome dome!

 

[Aizuke]

Officer, please tenderise me. :3

 

[Banjora Marxvile]

My name? I want to know you first!

 

[Persona]

Aren't you going to strip search me, big boy? ;3

 

[Aizuke]

I love playing good cop, bad cop. ;D

 

[Aizuke]

I'm sure you'd change your mind about giving me that ticket once we've spent a night together. ;3

 

[Banjora Marxvile]

We may have seperate views, but 100 miles an hour is safe to me. That child didn't look before crossing. Not my fault.