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Things you will Never HEAR on Pokemon.

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Kayleigh

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    orange*berry said:
    Aww... I wish that would happen... *sigh*
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    Yeah, I know. ^_^ I've always kind of thought that they liked each other, then again there have been times when Delia will mention Ash's dad. I wish it'd tell us where he was...

    Got another one!

    Ash: AGUMON! Pepper Breath!
    Pikachu: ......
     

    Haruka

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    Kayleigh said:
    Yeah, I know. ^_^ I've always kind of thought that they liked each other, then again there have been times when Delia will mention Ash's dad. I wish it'd tell us where he was...

    Got another one!

    Ash: AGUMON! Pepper Breath!
    Pikachu: ......
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    LOL.. :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

    Ash: I want a digimon!!!!!
    Pikachu: Pika Pika?

    BOO ya?
     
    Timbjerr

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    22sa said:
    *Crobat Uses Aerial Ace On The Viridian City Nurse Joy*
    Brock: .....Hey... I'm sick of my Crobat!!
    Ash: Oh-ahhh .... Ah ... Uh.. What's wrong with you're Crobat Brock?
    Brock: Who cares about that stupid thing that attacked Nurse Joy?
    *Brock runs to Nurse Joy*
    *Misty kicks Brock*
    Brock: Agh!!
    Misty: Crobat is NOT stupid!
    ~~Eh how lame~~:P:P:P:P
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    yeah! Crobat is not stupid...but the post in general was kinda stupid...

    BTW, who else besides me thinks that Brock's Crobat doesn't get enough screentime in the anime? He shoulda brought it with him to Hoenn...
     

    Shelz4U

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    Delia:"Giovanni you must tell Ash your his REAL Father"
    Giovanni:"I can`t..If I do he will surely hate me"
     

    Kayleigh

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    Shelz4U said:
    Delia:"Giovanni you must tell Ash your his REAL Father"
    Giovanni:"I can`t..If I do he will surely hate me"
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    LOL, that's funny! ^_^ And yeah, I do think that he should've brought Crobat to Hoenn. It's one of his best and coolest Pok?mon. :/
     

    Shelz4U

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    Brock:"Crobat go away"

    Crobat:"Cro?" (Why?)

    Brock:"Crobat use Hyper beam on yourself"

    *Crobat ignores brock`s orders*
     

    Cayenne's Legend

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    Pikachu: Man,ash is pretty hot!!

    Meowth: Will you marry me,Pikachu?

    Misty:Ash,It was me who sabotaged your carreer! I PAID team rocket for that little stunt! I,and Only I will become the greatest pokemon master!!

    Giovanni: I just looooovvvee barbies!!

    Ash: Misty,I choose you!!

    Misty:Huh? Okay!

    Ash:Misty,Mallet it!!

    Misty: Gary,I love You!!

    Gary:I love you,Ash!!

    Gary:I am a loser Ash! You will always be better then me,and cuter too..

    misty:I hate waterpokemon

    Brock: I hate Rockpokemon

    Ash:Heck,I hate ALL Pokemon!!

    Giovanni:I am Sailor rocket,Champion of Justice,in place of the moon,I'l punish you!!

    Ash:Gary,I AM YOUR FATHER!

    Gary:The force is with me...

    Cheerleaders:Gary oak,Gary Oak! Man he sucks! Right now,he's broke!!

    ritchie:You'll never beat me!! Die,Ash Ketchum!

    Brock:Ash,I am your father!

    victreebell:James's head tasted nasty..never go near it!!

    Jessiebell:aah ,you only live once! Put your feet on the table,James!!

    Meowth:I love all persians!!

    Officer Jenny:There is NO MERCY FOR LAWBREAKERS!!

    Joy:Sure,I kill your pokemon..Er..I mean Heal!!

    Misty:Hi Mulder..

    Ash:Hey,Scully!!

    Pikachu: I hate ketchup!!

    Squirtle: Bulbasaur!

    Ash: Man,Pikachu is hot!!

    Misty:I finally paid you for your bike Ash,Bye Bye!!

    Ash:Digimon,Digital Monsters.Digimon are the champions

    Professor Oak:Use the force,Ash!!

    Ash:Misty,I'm pregnant

    Nurse Joy:Er..Brock:Hi-my-name-is-joy-will-you-get-out-with-me??

    Daisy:Hello Misty,would you care to join us for a scrumptious tea service

    Ash:I'm gonna get voldemort tonight!!

    Brock:Ash! Say You-know-who,will you!!

    Togepi:I'm not gonna act like an idiot today and make cousin pikachu fall from a high spot to save my worthless posterior!!

    Pikachu: DARN!

    Ash: My life is worthless! * jumps off a cliff*

    Brock:Oh,Professor Ivy! Mention her again!!
     

    User

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    Ruriri said:
    Brock:"Professor Ivy want to marry me?"
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    Well that's something you will never hear from now on but if the went back in time or something like a flashback Brock might say it. And even now you couldn't put it past him. I thought it was a bit dumb actually the way he changed him mind so much about her, it made him look really bad.

    Ash (in that innocent half-fearful voice of his): Hey Pikachu, you wanna be my master for a while and make me do whatever you want for your own selfish and completely unachievable ambitions (for a person like you) and pretend I'm a lower being to be toyed with?
     

    Gengar

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    Misty Ash , I have loved you for so long!
    Ash Er , go away Misty , you're uggglllyyy!
    Brock I HATE THIS I WANNA GO HOME TO MY .. UHHHHH... ^=^
    Giovanni I hate being evil , it's mean and besides I need to tell Ash I love him!
    Ash I love you Gary!
    Gary I love you to Ash!
    Misty I love you Ash!
    Ash Okay , cool , I do.
    They kiss.
     

    Hazuki-san

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    Kenta: Hello! I'm Kenta! *We'll never see him speak English*

    Ash: I want to be a reasearcher like Gary.

    Casey: Lets all die Electabuzz! Cause you really suck!

    Macy: Misty, you can have Ash. I never liked him anyways

    Misty: I just love fire pokemon!

    Brock: Girls! They need to die!

    Harrison: Blaziken! DIE!!!!
     

    Sudowoodo_prince

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    Ah, this thread! I remember i made a joke about Pikachu and...well...I thought that thing used to be one of those cushions you sat on while driving and it vibrated. I was wrong...-_-;...

    Anyway, here's something from when everyone got high on sugar.

    Brock: We're near another really dumb plotline, guys. I WANT MORE SUGAR!!
    Ash: Don't worry, Brocky-poo, mommy will get you some sugar.
    *May begins to leave*
    Ash: Where are you going?!? Don't you like me?!? *Rips off shirt*
    Pikachu: Ohhhh...KETCHUP....
    Ketchup bottle: yes, Pikachu?
    Pikachu: Have a good day at work today. LOVE YOU!!
    May: I don't like you, Ash. My true love is Pikachu!!
    Ketchup bottle: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
    *May grabs Pikachu*
    Pikachu: Unhand me woman!
    Masato: It's time for a hamburger...annoying brother style!
    Brock: ...There's gotta be more sugar around here somewhere.

    James: You're too late. Team Rocket has stolen all your sugar!
    Meowth: That's right! And now we're really hyped up on it!!
    Wobbuffet: PIKA PI!
    Meowth: Meowth will explode in 10...9...8...7...

    Tune in next time for more crazy...stuff!!
     
    Timbjerr

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    I just thought of this a while ago...one of my few random sparks ^^

    Ash: (pulls a guitar out of nowhere) Misty's mom has got it goin' on. She's all I want, and I've waited for soo long. Misty can't you see, you're just not the girl for me. I know it may be wrong, but I'm in love with Misty's mom.

    kinda wierd tho...how we never see Misty's mom...
     

    Pokemaniac777

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    Ash: I play Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon!

    Ash: I don't want to catch any more Pokemon! EVER!

    Brock: I should've kept Charmander!

    Liza (at Charicific Valley): Forget Charizard! Blastoise rocks!!

    Misty: Hey! Psyduck's evolving!

    Gary: Man, do I stink as a trainer!

    Max: I know nothing about Pokemon!

    May: Traveling's no fun!
     

    Hikaru's Twin

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    Misty: Water Pokemon!? *slaps forehead* What was i thinking, it's fire pokemon i should be training!

    May: Forget shopping or Travelling the world, i'd give up all that for Pokemon Training any day!

    Ash: *Nurse Joy walks by* Look Brock, it's Nurse Joy!

    Brock: Um....so? What'd ya want me to do about it?

    Gary: *sighs* ....i guess having all those cheerleaders and everything else, as well as being a great pokemon trainer, just isn't enough....i'll never win Ash's heart....
     

    Porygon

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    Ash: Porygon, Psybeam that stupid Pikachu!
    Pikachu: <I hate you Ash!>

    Brock: Onix, burrow yourself into a hole and don't come out!

    Misty: *kicks Corsola* Ow!

    Umm? I'm not that creative when all the good ones are taken?
     

    umbreonlj55

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    *Ash loses a battle to Gary*
    Gary: Who's the loser now!
    Ash: I am
    Gary: Good, good.But,you are still learning the ways of me!Hahahahahaha!
     
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