Things You'll Never Hear

[Kylie-chan]

Sunflorazumarill: OMG! Brock and Erika... What was I thinking? They're the stupidest Gym Leaders in the WORLD and I'm PAIRING THEM?!

136666: It's official - butter is terrible for you. Thus, I am never going to eat butter again.

ReploidZero798: Tacos are so disgusting. Rabies is - *puke* - awful! I hate them both.

Myself: Pikachu. Sucks. I. Hate. It. *kills Pikachu*

 

[KARR]

Dark Pikachu: Masquerain? That's the evolution of Surskit, isn't it?
1313666: How butter is made? Well, it's made out of many things. Mainly human excretions. Why it's yellow? Well, urine is rather yellow, don't you think?
Everyone: Ym a smolsmolsmol prsn in a bgbgbg wrld...

 

[Sunflorazumarill]

I have some more:

Mario: Sonic the Hedgehog is my idol. He surpasses me in every way.
Knuckles: Forget the Chaos Emeralds! I don't like them at all!
Kyle: I think Eric Cartman is the sweetest boy I ever knew.
Dave Chapelle: I have some nice, family-oriented entertainment to show you.
Vicky (from Fairly Oddparents): Timmy Turner, you're a good kid, and I'm taking you our for ice cream.

 

[KARR]

Sunflorazumarril: Erikandbrock? Is that some kind of rock?
Everyone: I'm a twerp! And I ate my shoes!

 

[espeon and umbreon]

KARR: I don't know what my sig says...

 

[xCloudx]

Me: I'm a retard. LOL. XD

 

[KARR]

xCloudx: Get paired? What for. It's stupid.
Everyone: Honestly, why wear clothes?

 

[darkgamerGS]

darkgamerGS: I like myself! I am so d*mn cool! No one else can be my friend! =P
xCloudx: I gotta work!
Sunflorazumarill: Erika? You mean that girl from Medabots?

 

[KARR]

darkgamerGS: Flannery is fat.
Everyone: I don't get it. What's underwear?

 

[Kylie-chan]

lol
Cosmo from Fairy odd parents (w00t love them): Um, who's Wanda? I hate my wife, I'd rather get with those model fairies at my house in Fairyland.
Jorgon strangle or whatever his name is from FOP (I never can remember that guy's name): Weakness is cool, I must be so kind and gentle to all these little fairies.
Spongebob Squarepants: The world sucks! Let's go and murder something, Patrick. *kills jellyfish*
Spongebob: I hate jellyfishing.
Patrick: (some long and insanely hard sum and gets it correct)
Mrs. Puff: Wow, Spongebob, you're such a great boater, here's your boating license!

 

[Anarchytekt]

1. Dark_Pikachu's birthday is very sad.
2. U know u r better than me

 

[espeon and umbreon]

Homer Spimpson: I hate beers and Tv!
Bart Simpsons: Skate boarding is so 5 years old!
Lisa Simpson: I'm not smart.
Marge Simpson: I'll do your chores Homey!
Maggie Simpson: I can talk.

 

[darkgamerGS]

Well, kinda similar to a scene in the Fairly Oddparents movie but... oh well.
Jorgen von Strangle: *Scrambles the bridge and destroys the fairies*
Fairy: You know, you didn't have to scramble the bridge, it's not really delicious.
Jorgen: I LIKE TO SCRAMBLE THE BRIDGE!
Fairy: And you know, you didn't have to destroy the fairies, we usually destroy ourselves.
Jorgen: I LIKE TO DESTROY THE FAIRIES!

 

[KARR]

darkgamerGS: Lady of the Shadows... who might that be?
Everyone: Hiya-pizza-hut! Let's make Coke go splut!

 

[Spectrum]

Me: "'Sane'? That's me!"

 

[Sunflorazumarill]

Here's some more:

Brock: I love men! I want to marry a guy!
Scrooge McDuck: I'm giving away all of my money! All 3 cubic acres of it!
Ms. Swan (from MAD TV): (describes a man in full detail instead of saying "He look like a man.")
Chef: Go away kids! I'm not helping you out any more or singing any more songs!
Timmy (from South Park): I can say more than my name!

 

[espeon and umbreon]

Violet from series of unfortunate events: What is mechanics?

 

[Pogiforce-14]

Forgive my morbid sense of reality that will now throw a palling dark atmosphere upon this specific subject. (Loving big underused words)

Something you will never here is anyone after an arguement saying "I'm sorry. You were so right, and I was so wrong. Please accept my apologies."
because frankly most people are too proud to admit when they're wrong and even when they do it bears words that connotate a will to continue pursuing the arguement. (More big words.)

 

[GOD.]

me: weebl and bob are poop

 

[Pogiforce-14]

Okay, who's the lame brain who gave me bad rep saying " You suck, and you're wrong as well!" For this topic?! Can't a guy express his opinion with out hecklers being stupid?!