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Things You'll Never Hear

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DG: Who is Flannery?
 
Toto: Ash? Isn't that the stuff that comes out of a volcano?
DG: Flannery? Is that a fancy way to say flan?
Crush on May: May? You mean the month?
 
Everyone: I'm a poo-poo head and I eat Christmas cards!
 
1313666: I hate butter!

Me: I'm scared of the dark... mummy could you help me reach the toilet?

DarkgamerGS: Flannery is the person I hate most in the world and shes the ugliest o.o'

An ordinary pikachu: hey dudes! why the hell do I always have to say pika in the show?
 
1313666: So, when the thermocondenser reanalyzes the collected data, we shall now how much the oscillator dereametizes when the autohybrid mode. Oh, yeah, I won the burping prize in Wisconsin! Yay! Cheese breath!
Everyone: We are dopes with armpits full of floppy disks and we are television-stomached. Teletubbies say bye-bye! No, wait, cut!
 
Dakota said:
Kayleigh: *gets the slightest bit angry*
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Lol, I have been angry at a few people before, believe it or not. XD But, I guess it's never been too bad. Anyway...

Me: EEEW! Izzat an ORCA? O_o EEEWIE!!!!!
100marios: Heehee...
Sayuri no Hoshi: Oh, Ricky Ullman? That guy? He's ugly!
Snowangel [random numbers]: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1111111ONE1!!!1!!
Kairi: *stares at a GameBoy Advance* What is this? What do those buttons do?
Dakota: Andy, you're such a sweet widdle guy! *hugs him*
Teara: S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S, S!

I'd add a ton of other ones, but I just went blank with ideas, lol. ^_^; I'll come up with more later--This is fun!
 
It's true! Here's a IM convo.
Pikchu 64: Hey sweetie!
Keiri 23: Oh no! It's Jeremy! *Beats with stick.*
Pikchu 64: What I do?
Keiri 23: You're making me angry! *Karate chops neck.*
Pikchu 64: *Dies.*
XD J/K *Runs from Kayleigh.*

Anyway back on topic.

Me: *Holds a Game Boy Advance SP.* What is this strange object? *Throws it away.*
a1337a: Jeremy is NOT a crossdresser!
Dakota: Hey sweetie!
toto: LIEK OMG PIKA2 IZ A BOY??!?!?!?!?!
Me: What's a Pok?mon?

Okie, I'm running low on ideas. XD
 
PIKA2: Erm.. me? I'm a toilet. Do not flush! No-o-o-o-oh!
Everyone: Let's alll flush voodoo dolls down PIKA2! Yeah! And let's eat crocodiles until we throw up!
 
wah...i always thought PIKA2 was a girl, OMFG......

me: durst rules and i would not wanna kill him
KARR: me? rocket 1,000,000!
 
Kayleigh said:
Sayuri no Hoshi: Oh, Ricky Ullman? That guy? He's ugly!
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That right there was so harsh, I wanted to puke, lol. Seriously. O_o; I'll never picture myself saying that in my life, heh. Good job. XD Never ph33r mah sexay Rickay! >_@ ... *ahem* Yeah, lol.

100marios: What is this..."Lord of the Rings" you speak of?
100marios: *insert any swear word here*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kayleigh: I loathe animals!
Kairi: ...and the last rule: No stalking is allowed at PC.
 
Myself: I think butter is cool. Margarine sucks.

(No, margarine rules. My stomach can't take butter :()

Myself: Pikachu is the foulest thing.

Myself: I think Tracey and Misty are the worst ship in the world.

Myself: I think Delta Goodrem is stupid and Mark Philloupoussis should have been encouraged to cheat on her with Paris Hilton, who is so cool.

(Wrong, wrong, wrong. I hate Paris Hiltion and Philloupoussis.)

Ninetales_001: Water types are cooler than fire types.

Ninetales_001 (sorry for public humiliatiopn ;) XD): ~Moonlight_Shadow~ is my babysitter. (I said it for him XD)

Serebii: Pokecommunity is just the best, I am so stupid because Serebii.net is just so uncool.

Serebii: Star Trek and sci-fi sucks. (If he said that in front of my teacher... why, terrible things would happen to Joe.)

Sayuri no Hoshi: Princess Jasmine is stupid. The Genie sucks. (She'd better not! I spent a whole term practising as the Genie in a musical!) Disney is so stupid. (I know those songs.) - note: those after that dash or in the brackets are my notes
 
Everyone: Kfchasdbhfbjsgyfysdgfjhsdgfsdhgchjdvcgsjdvcdh-pooopooohpeeehpeehtoiletmadnessvomiteverywheretoiletoverflowohno!
Dark Pikachu: Where am I and why am I eating my leg? Mmm, tastes good with soap.
 
1313666: I'm a bunny! I'm a dust bunny! I'm a snot dust bunny! I'm a snot dust bunny with excesive nose hair!
Everyone: It's the PASTA WITH MUSHROOM SAUCE! Run for your lives!
 
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