Things You'll Never Hear

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Okay, who's the lame brain who gave me bad rep saying " You suck, and you're wrong as well!" For this topic?! Can't a guy express his opinion with out hecklers being stupid?!
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me: i said that and i hate you

(remember this is things that you will never say, and i didn't give you that rep)
 
darkgamerGS said:
Well, kinda similar to a scene in the Fairly Oddparents movie but... oh well.
Jorgen von Strangle: *Scrambles the bridge and destroys the fairies*
Fairy: You know, you didn't have to scramble the bridge, it's not really delicious.
Jorgen: I LIKE TO SCRAMBLE THE BRIDGE!
Fairy: And you know, you didn't have to destroy the fairies, we usually destroy ourselves.
Jorgen: I LIKE TO DESTROY THE FAIRIES!
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uh, Jorgen likes destroying fairies. So that's kinda... yeah.

A Series of Unfortunate Events ones:

Klaus (Violet's little brother in A Series of Unfortunate Events): Let's all play with fire and burn all the books in every single library.
Sunny (Klaus and Violet's little baby sister) (in baby talk): Pull my teeth out so I can't bite anything.
Violet: Sir Isaac Newton was some old codger with no brain in his head.
Count Olaf: You know, I don't care about the Quagmire or the Baudelaire fortunes anymore. Let's go home and go stony broke.
Esme Squalor: Count Olaf is so stupid; I really don't want to be his girlfriend anymore.
Madame Lulu: I like Esme Squalor a lot, Olaf. So wonderful to see you to in love.
Madame Lulu: Never give people what they want, ever.
Esme: Lulu is so in!
Esme: In is now out! Die, fashion, die!
Esme: Fire is so stupid. I'm not into pyromania anymore.
 
Dark Pikachu I never knew that you know series of unfortunate events!

Unfortunate event characters:

Fiona from book 11th: Mushroom! aggh I hate it!
Hook handed man ( also known as Fernald or Fiona's brother) I don't remember getting hooks...
Carmelita: I think my songs are terrible and everyone's better than me.
Sunny: I don't know what cooking means and what is wasabi?
Kit Snicket: Lewis Carrol? I never heard of his poem!
Klaus: I like watching TV!
Monty: Eeeeek snakes!
Josephine: I'm going to cook you a hot soup! ( she's afraid of cooking because she thinks oven or whatever is going to explode)
 
1313666 said:
Nice ones, Dakota!
me: Butter tastes like burnt rubber.
Goatman56: Shroomish is the worst Pokemon ever!
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What if we invert that and say burnt rubber tastes like butter? A different point of view.
 
PV: May is not hot at all!!
 
Michael Jaskson: I hate kids! I say you should share you bed... with other adults!
Kelso: Let's all get drunk and jump off Point Place Cliff! (Not even Kelso is that dumb.)
Stifler (from American Pie): I have decided to be nice from now on and never, ever say even one swear word at all.
Clark Kent (from Smallville): Mom, Dad? I'm going to tell everyone about my powers! I don't care who knows!
Sheriff (see a "Dolemite" sketch on MAD TV): Hey Dolemite! We don't want the pimp cane anymore! You can keep it!
 
Me: Charizard s... s.... sucks

Dane, I can't belive I actully did *hitts head on desk**
 
I hate Simple Plan
Simple Plan Sucks
Simple Plan sings bad


I know i will never say those things ever! XD
 
DarkgamerGS: I LOATHE Flannery! I want her head on a STICK!!
Megaman: (Shoots Dr. Light in the face with his plasma cannon.)
Trina (watch MAD TV): I can become pregnant! I'm going to have a baby!
Tyrone Biggums (Chapelle's Show): I hate crack! I think it's bad and a drug! No more crack, ever!
 
Sunflorazumarill: Erika... must... die...
 
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