Throw random things at random people! (revived)

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Ouch, hit by my vending machine clone again :/
*glues self to clone while naked and throws double naked Gymnotide*
 
Hmm, two for the price of one. Wait, what am i saying?! Yuck!

Throws double gymnotide, but keeps the glue...
 
*gets tangled up in my clone's arms*
*throws tangled double naked Gymnotide at NP*
 
Forget it!

Eats double tangled Gymnotide. Hey, since when to clones taste like fag?!

Throws a box of burning rusty nails at next poster.
 
lol, since I was born that way.

I'm... Inside you. That means you just either threw them through your body or down your throat. Well, there's 3 options, but I'm not discussing the 3rd.

*escapes from body*
*covers self with glue so < sticks to NP*
*throws naked self at NP*
 
Good god, he's back! Ducks this time. Oh, you rolled down a hill? And hit a barge full of noxious and deadly chemicals? So Sad...

Chucks self at next poster, with nails protruding from stomach...
 
*catches ^ with <'s naked body*
Now we are nailed together.

*covers both of us in glue*

And now we shall be one.
*throws me + ^ at NP*
 
How the hell did i catch us?! Ah, my brain is so fried right now.

Throws somehow my fired brain at NP.
 
*catches and puts it back*
You're not fun when you're brain-dead.

*throws us both at NP*
 
Sorry but I am not in the mood for a threesome.
•Runs, while throwing the murderous monkey at np•
 
Yay, i got my "locked" murderous monkey back! Hey, who gave it a machete? AHHHH!!!

Tosses on my monkey, finally.
 
I catch the monkey, train it to use words and not to kill people

then i threw the monkey to the next poster.
 
*is demoralized and hurt by the monkey's words*
*throws now tamed monkey*
 
*gets poked in the eye* Be careful where you're throwing that thing!

*throws eyeball at np*
 
Sweet! Now both of my eyes have Sharingan! Wait, is it bad to have sharingan from two different people O.o?

Throws a switchblade, with a pink handle that reads "Property of Hannah Montana," at next poster!
 
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