Throw random things at random people! (revived)

[Tyrantrum]

~Does the matrix~
XD
~Throws shards of glass~

 

[Akarei Yorume]

Hyah! (it's not "Hi-yah", it's "Hyah!") *crows intercept glass shards* *protected from the worst of the damage but still gets cut up* Ow!

*throws screwdriver at np*

 

[Cobalt36]

Eats said screwdriver. OH MY GOD THE PAIN!!! OW!!! SOMEONE CALL A DOCTOR!!! MY LEG IS BROKEN BUT I WILL TRY TO STAND!!! GAH!!!

Throws bleeding, ripped off leg at np.

 

[Akarei Yorume]

What the- *ducks*
Kisame: :P

...*throws Kisame at np*

 

[Cobalt36]

Awe, my fried Cate missed it. She sleeps with Kisame, ya' know!

Tosses on Kisame, but without one leg. Yum.

 

[Gymnotide]

Sharkskin gives me rashes.
*throws Basch yaoi*

 

[Akarei Yorume]

*holds up HOLY SHIELD*

*throws the bodies of Fireclan (do you read warriors? Fireclan's from my fanfic... but I only created them to kill them off. >:3) at np*

 

[bolmedias14]

Uses Detect...MISSED!

Chucks sundried tomatoes at NP

 

[Cobalt36]

Uh, nasty, i hate Sundried Tomatoes...

Lobs a kebob at bob, and he lobs it at np.

 

[Gabri]

Missed.

*throws an apple pie at next poster's face*

 

[Gymnotide]

Missed.

*fires heat-seeking missile at target*

 

[Banjora Marxvile]

Wah! Phew missed! Poor Magmar though...
Go Turtwig!
*throws a Turtwig at next poster*

 

[R a i n n s a n雨]

His Vine Whip missed me.

*throws Japanese Hamburger at next poster*

 

[Gabri]

8D *glomps it*

*throws a chair at np*

 

[Dogboy2709]

OW! you could poke both eyes out at once with that thing!

*Throws Peter Griffen at NP*

 

[Gymnotide]

*drowns in fat*
I can't throw anything, I'm dead.

*throws ancient proverbs about misfortune and frogs and drowning in fat people*

 

[Mitchman]

Opens book of fate and takes in words and proverbs for them to stay eternal
*throws the epic plate of epic battaling while epically playing the most epic game of epic powers*
EPIC!

 

[Gymnotide]

My hair is too long for me to care.
*throws my hair because its poking my eye*

 

[Gazza]

now the hair is in my face i can't see a thing

*throws a mud bomb in blind rage*

it could hit anyone so watch out

 

[Raichu Master]

*walks in* What the...!? *gets hit with mud bomb*

*coughs* Well...that was interesting...

*throws bowling bowl at np*