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Tig's Apartment

I REALLY, REALLY want to, 'cuz I've also got other friends from other boards who want to chat with me on MSN messenger, but if I got caught using the internet on my laptop...I'd never be able to use the net again. Parents are t3h 3bil. *clings to Wallace plushie and mopes*
 
No.

Well maybe.

I don't know.

*Burns Wallace dolls*
 
What I meant is that yes, I have my own, and my parents intentionally did not give me an internet connection for it. However, I kinda found a way to circumvent that...which is why I'd be SO DEAD if they found out.

*resurrects Wallace plushies* ;P
 
:O

You cheat.

Ripping your parents out like that.. :P

*Burns them all again*

*AND burns those Winona dolls*

Was that a Christina Aguilera doll I just saw?????

*Starts running to it but is kept in same place*

What the?

TIG FIX THIS GRAVITY THING WOULD YOU
 
HEY!

They burn buddy.

*Rips neutrons out and somehow actually moves now*

It's gone.

I missed the doll.

:(

*Hears the song Crying by Roy Orbison come out of no where*

Huh? I never saw a Stereo system here.. Where is it?

Turn it up!

*Keeps blasting those annoying attacking Winona dolls*
 
*Looks at an entire army of M16 wielding Winona's that somehow fitted into Tig's Apartment*

*Insert Blank stare 1*

*Insert Blank stare 2*

*Insert Blank stare 3*

Okay.

*Gets on knees and begs to Winona*

Make them go away.

Or I'll blast them all to pieces, it's for their sake, honest.

*Looks up at entire army again*

..Why are there so many of them?
 
Okay.

Too many of em.

*Does exactly what Tig says*

*Telekenetically burns all WALLACE dolls*

*Is still blank from how many Winona dolls have fitted into Tig's lounge room*
 
That MACHINE is probably the reason I couldn't get to that CHRISTINA AGUILERA DOLL!

*Kicks into machine*

Yes, I know there is an army of Winona dolls watching me.

Making TIP angry?

*Fires a Guided Kamikaze Squirtle Masher missile at TIP - Wherever she may be*

LET'S see how angry she gets NOW.
 
Yeah I noticed.

*Looks at gaping whole in arm*

Yep. Definately noticed.

*Lights Tig on fire with a torch*
 
Oh how utterly thoughtful of you.

Setting me alight like that.

I just love the feeling of having my skin melt away on me, it's truly exhilerating....

*Looks at fire and it disappears*

Hm.

*Throws a surfboard at whoever pops up next*
 
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