droomph
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hm...well on here it says "donate to-do list to somebody."
So...well...have fun! Take it.
So...well...have fun! Take it.
I earsed the NOT, u mad bro?
This is definitely my To Do List!
hm...well on here it says "donate to-do list to somebody."
So...well...have fun! Take it.
Thank you.
Wait. This is the wrong one. This one says i have to throw a shoe at the television.
the hell? I don't even...
Well, I threw a shoe at the television, like it said. But unfortunately, I threw the shoe, and it hit a critical point inside the television, meaning that it blew up. As the shards of glass are slowly making me bleed to death, I shall hand you the to-do list to finish...
In my memory, do the next one...please...for my children that I never had...
It says..."make a Bible cannon"?!
Mind if i don't do that? Also, i hope your death will be suffocating with your head in a giant bread.
My to-do list says i have to make you die in the same way as above. Please come here.
I AM COMING TO TAKE BACK MY LIST.
POST MORE. OKAYZEE.
@limanya plz make it sourdough.
Anyways.
I HAVE A LIFE SO PROBABLY YEAH I'LL DO THAT.
So what's next? ..."Bathe in geese poop, honey! The festival is coming up, you don't want to miss it!". What is this.
Oh, sweetie, i made that for you <3
Now why do i have to kill you with a bread? I don't want to, honey!
<3 <3 <3 <3
'Can you please wash the car?' it says. I know that, because I AM YOUR FATHER.
Why do i have to buy a new toilet?
I won't, because I AM YOUR FATHER.
Now wash the car already.
Nope. Because....
I AM YOUR MOTHER.
So wash the car, please!
Shut up because you and I both know you're not my father.
Because I'M YOUR FATHER!
Just pointing out that you started the arguing.
Anyways, if you are my father, then i'll wash the car.
Oops, i accidentally the car.
By the way, why do i have to accidentally the pool?
'Can you please wash the car?' it says. I know that, because I AM YOUR FATHER.
Why do i have to buy a new toilet?