To-Do List Blues

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So anyways my living room was soaked in blood this morning, and a body, which I later found out was my roommate. On the pool of blood rested The To-Do list stated above, rolled up into a point, like a sword, or a spear. Apparently he didn't want to do the task listed, but he had to, since Umbr30n, the evil overlord, had given him this task. So thus, the only way to escape the task was through death. This is not definite, but it is what I suspect to be the case.

"What was this heinous task he had to preform?", I asked myself as I unraveled the bloody and rolled up paper used to kill. I slowly scanned the paper, and tried to make out the words, scrawled with a pencil, beneath the blood. I slowly began to make out the words, and I read to myself the words.

"Dance...naked...on the...front lawn?"
 
Limanya said:
No. This is not fair at all. I am just pointing something out. And you just continued the father-arguing. I will stop now, but please note that

THIS IS NOT FAIR.
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The rules state it. No exceptions. You should know how to follow them.

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So anyways my living room was soaked in blood this morning, and a body, which I later found out was my roommate. On the pool of blood rested The To-Do list stated above, rolled up into a point, like a sword, or a spear. Apparently he didn't want to do the task listed, but he had to, since Umbr30n, the good overlord, had given him this task. So thus, the only way to escape the task was through death. This is not definite, but it is what I suspect to be the case.

"What was this heinous task he had to preform?", I asked myself as I unraveled the bloody and rolled up paper used to kill. I slowly scanned the paper, and tried to make out the words, scrawled with a pencil, beneath the blood. I slowly began to make out the words, and I read to myself the words.

"Dance...naked...on the...front lawn?"
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I am the GOOD Overlord you know. People from other Forums know I am.

The rule stated: PC rules apply.

Flaming is included. Try not to do that again, but I will give you some points because of the funny part at the end.

Besides, why would I have to write THAT To-Do List? Everybody knows I'm not evil.
 
It wasn't yours. From something which happened a time ago, i know that it wasn't yours.

I was roleplaying on Pesterchum, when someone sent me a link. I clicked on it. Suddenly, the screen flashed white. I couldn't say anything, nobody was home. So i waited. The screen turned black. Well, except for a few blood drops. Four playing cards appeared. I recognized the characters on them as Diamonds Droog, Spades Slick, Clubs Deuce and Hearts Boxcars from Homestuck. I wondered what they did there. I heard something. So i turned the volume up. 'Destroy...all..clocks..' was what i heard. But it didn't sound right. The person who said it, sounded as if he was dying. As if he was being stabbed to death. Terrified, i took my alarm and threw it on the ground. 'Atta girl.' was what i then heard. That was what Diamonds Droog would say, after the flash Make Her Pay. But Aradia wasn't there, was she? I turned around. Aradia was there. But she looked..weird. She was bleeding everywhere. And looked...dead. I sat there, and she said one thing.

destr0y all cl0cks​
 
Limanya said:
It wasn't yours. From something which happened a time ago, i know that it wasn't yours.

I was roleplaying on Pesterchum, when someone sent me a link. I clicked on it. Suddenly, the screen flashed white. I couldn't say anything, nobody was home. So i waited. The screen turned black. Well, except for a few blood drops. Four playing cards appeared. I recognized the characters on them as Diamonds Droog, Spades Slick, Clubs Deuce and Hearts Boxcars from Homestuck. I wondered what they did there. I heard something. So i turned the volume up. 'Destroy...all..clocks..' was what i heard. But it didn't sound right. The person who said it, sounded as if he was dying. As if he was being stabbed to death. Terrified, i took my alarm and threw it on the ground. 'Atta girl.' was what i then heard. That was what Diamonds Droog would say, after the flash Make Her Pay. But Aradia wasn't there, was she? I turned around. Aradia was there. But she looked..weird. She was bleeding everywhere. And looked...dead. I sat there, and she said one thing.

destr0y all cl0cks​
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That's just a story written by someone.

This To-Do List is Limanya's.
 
Because your father said so.

I am the True Master Of Pranksters/Stalkers/Time, why DO I NEED TO MOP?!
 
Limanya said:
WoAh, If YoU dOn'T wAnT tO, i CaN dO iT fOr YoU. eQuIuS jUsT sAiD yOu HaD tO.
HoNk.
HeY, wHy Do I hAvE tO tHrOw My PiEs AwAy?
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Let's see... Apparently Hikari wrote that message.

Why do I need to write a To-Do List?
 
Because Dragonites hate you.

This is Limanya's To Do List.
 
Dunno why.

This is WillPowerPedro's To Do List.
 
Dunno why.

Why do I need to go to sleep at 8 PM? Isn't it 12 AM?
 
As the saying goes, "Go with the flow".

Why exactly do I not have a To-Do List?!
 
Oh sorry, i forgot to write one saying: 'kneel. I SAID KNEEL. honk. HONK.'. Being Gamzee is fun.

Now why do i have to bury a spoon on the beach?

( also i'm not getting points, give me some points for all those posts pwetty pwease? imma earn everything back )
 
Limanya said:
Oh sorry, i forgot to write one saying: 'kneel. I SAID KNEEL. honk. HONK.'. Being Gamzee is fun.

Now why do i have to bury a spoon on the beach?

( also i'm not getting points, give me some points for all those posts pwetty pwease? imma earn everything back )
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Because the children are bullying you.

Now why can't I jump on my bed?!

PS: Also I won't give as much points for begging, it's like some of the PC systems.
 
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