Nose: nokjewkoolp
No Jews cool.
My nose is a nazi.
Elbow: nlk mdkmlop;llpo
Milkmaid came mop lop.
Apparently the milkmaid also mops lops.
Shoulder: nj oi0,.M?kl;oiplo[
No joy, M? Clop low.
I guess clopping low gives people joy.
Heel: jho90mejkp;
You 90 Mudkips.
90 Mudkips? Where?
Forehead: ui0o9jkreko09ookl
You eye 0, oh 9! Jack wreck 09 clock.
You don't have an eye? Who's the Great 9? Jack, don't wreck the Great 9's clock!
Ear: lo9;.k nbhzX J ,
Low 9. Kibbutz XJ.
Is the Low 9 the opposite of the Great 9? And here come the nazis again, sending the Low 9 to Kibbutz XJ.
Cat: nom ekoik,
Nom a kook.
It's impolite to eat kooks.