Useless Power

[Ho-Oh]

I shall enable you to have the power to recieve a new bannana after you eat an old apple.

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

I grant you the power to manipulate the minds of snails

 

[Dogboy2709]

I hope i do this right:

I grant the person abve me the power to change back into a 10 year old, and stay like it.

 

[Ryu-Chan]

I grant you to make avaytars run away.

 

[Dogboy2709]

I grant you the power to make your avatar stop blinking it's eyes.

 

[Forci Stikane]

I grant Dogboy2709 the power to make a piano fall on his head.

 

[Ho-Oh]

You shall now have the power to pat three ducks at a time.

 

[Forci Stikane]

You shall now have the power to not talk about ducks.

 

[Absolitude]

You now have the power to pee your pants.

 

[Forci Stikane]

You now have the power to pee your pants.

>.>

Uhh............

......

<.<

I...

................Uhhhh................................


.........................I'm......gonna go now...I think.

*grants power to see me leave*

 

[Ho-Oh]

You now have the power to put a number 7 on your head.

 

[Đ a r κ]

I grant you the ability to say a million jokes in one minute, but they are all cornny.

 

[Lil' Schu]

I give you the power to die whenever you face Ganon in LoZ.

 

[Absolitude]

I give you the power to die at a young age. And give myself the power to be constipated. O.o I have to go now. I won't be back for a couple of hours.

 

[Đ a r κ]

I grant you the ability to not be constipated for one millisecond. Enjoy the miliseconds of not being sick.

 

[Absolitude]

I grant you the power to undo the last power you gave someone, and make them fore ever smell rotten eggs.

 

[Rinji]

I grant you the power to fart uncontollably at the most inappropriate moments!

 

[Bkue]

I grant you the power of flight, but it only works indoors.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I shall allow you to have the power to eat leaves for dinner.

 

[Pikabloo]

I grant Nica the power to turn off every single piece of electrical equipment around her when she blinks xD