Useless Power

[Phanima]

I bestow upon you the ability to shatter glass when angry.

 

[Crimson Arcanine]

I grant you the power to magicially disguise yourself physically as someone else has long as theres no human being with 10km

 

[Alter Ego]

I hereby grant you the power to avoid rain, but only when there are no clouds in the sky.

 

[Lil' Schu]

I give you the power to ace all your tests, but you have to study for 10 hours in order to.

 

[Krobelus]

I grant you the power to grow your fingernails on command at the touch of a button, that button however, is located in Australia.

 

[shadow rayquaza]

I grant you the power to have glow in the dark hair.

 

[Dogboy2709]

I grant you the power to make your rayquaza Blue! (Yeah, stupid, i know)

 

[Ho-Oh]

I shall give you the power to actually be able to feel the number eight.

 

[Dogboy2709]

I Grant you the power to be attacked by a lion everytime you say "lion" or something that sounds like "lion"

 

[Ho-Oh]

You may now have the power to quote a picture of a quote that contains a picture. Wow. ;3

 

[United squirtle]

i grant you the power to not be able to cut your hair

 

[Ho-Oh]

I grant you the power to be in love with the first poster on the next page <3~

 

[Absolitude]

I grant you the power to be mean.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I grant yah~Um~The power to be able to digest 82 worms for Christmas dinner~Yums.

 

[Absolitude]

You know what i was going to be nice, but now i'm just going to have to give you the power to vomit until you barf up the pickachu you ate last night. Now your getting arrested for poke slaughter.

 

[Ho-Oh]

Uggh~You now posess the power to refill your mind when it dies~

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I grant thee the power to turn thy littlest finger blue!

 

[Ho-Oh]

You shall now have the power to scratch your head only when it turns brown.

 

[viridian doubletongue]

You now have the power to blink with two sets of eyelids! Enjoy it.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I shall now give you the power to talk in numbers and words wow.