Useless Power

[Dogboy2709]

You now have the power to eat yourself

(Try to beat THAT!)

 

[Fallen Angel_Messiah Of Black Roses]

You have know received the ability to read your own mind

 

[Ho-Oh]

Woah, I picked out a good power for you.
You shall now have the power to become one with nature. Including having no clothes.

 

[Yoshistar64]

I grant you the power to sing Happy Birthday like an opera!

 

[Fallen Angel_Messiah Of Black Roses]

I grant you the power to always tell when your hungry

 

[Yoshistar64]

I grant you the power to throw 3 knives at the same time. If your lucky enough, you may hit a PS3.

 

[Pikabloo]

I grant Yoshistar64 the power to turn every Nintendo console in the world to turn to dust when he blinks.

O_o

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to become magical in winning contests. By using your stylish Pokemon's attacks.

 

[Yoshistar64]

Shiranui- In that case, I grant myself the power to stop blinking!

I grant you the power to paralyze someone with only one stab to the spine. Just one!

 

[IvySaur]

I grant you the power to remove your eyebrows at will.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I shall be giving you the actual power to finally realise why I gave you this power.

 

[Yoshistar64]

I give you the power to actually see earthquakes before time.

 

[IvySaur]

I grant you the power to use a magic eraser...that doesn't erase.

 

[Luиαrglοω]

I grant the above person the power to experience the process of toasting AS THE BREAD.

 

[Dee Trier]

i grant you the power to count the number of your hair

 

[Ho-Oh]

Yaay, you know have the power to be yourself ;3

 

[viridian doubletongue]

I grant you the power to be annoying... Yay.

 

[Luиαrglοω]

I grant the above person the power to light rocks on fire.

 

[Pokéflute]

I grant you the power to sharpen all pencils.

 

[Gunn]

I grant Pokéflute 3.0 the power to play the air guitar.

Go.