Useless Powurz

[Mitchman]

I give you the power to um scream like a fan boy while being a fan girl of a totally usless band and goin yeah in a manly voice. Assuming your a girl. If not then I grant teh oppisite.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to become manic-depressive.

 

[41victory]

I give you the power to tell when people have to use the bathroom! May many nations bow to your might!

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to narrate everything.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to be addicted to stuff…

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to esablish some random thing.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to create pointless threads.

 

[Anxiety.]

I give you the power of coca-cola

 

[41victory]

I give you the power to tell if a person is male or female!
(Hmm... that could come in handy with some people...)

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to create a new born typo.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give to the power to listen when you are spoken to.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to sacrifice yourself for the amusement of a hobo.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I bestow upon you the power to like or dislike things.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to be online when I think about you.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to bump threads on the third page.

 

[iRawr-x]

I give you the power to become the most greatest thing of all.. to become... to become... TO BECOME !!! a chicken ;D

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to read this post three times before understanding what I did with your time.

 

[Kraka-chan]

I give you the power to burp the theme from the Legend of Zelda.

"Buuurp!"

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to fart the national anthem.

 

[Zorloc]

i give you the power to sleep under water