Useless Powurz

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to make the trademark sign the infinity sign.

 

[Shiny]

I give you the power of miming.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power of realisation for a year.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I bestow upon you the power of producing 1000 eggs at once.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to stand horizonal in a parallel universe.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I bestow upon you the ability to sweat uncontrollably.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to tongue your teeth.

 

[Shiny]

I give you the power of X-Ray vision.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you the power to drink under age.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to be marinated.

 

[Shiny]

I give you the power to work out 1+1

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to remove geese from your hand.

 

[Shiny]

I give you the power to hack my account.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to confuse different breeds of elephants that walk funny.

 

[Shiny]

I give you the power to click on the pop-up adds

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I bestow upon you the gift to not do that on purpose.

 

[Shiny]

I give you the power to post below my post.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

The gift to post above and below me.

 

[Shiny]

I give you the power to post beside me.

 

[Kylie-chan]

I grant you the power to post over the top of me in a parallel dimension no one else can comprehend.