Useless Powurz

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to pretend to be a warlock.

 

[Man of Faith]

Power to have all powers, but not be able to use them.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to fly using the ground.

 

[Z o M B ii 3]

Power to turn into a bucket of water during hot weather, then not be able to change back.​

 

[Gewitterdrache27]

Power to give cats mullets.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to levitate 1 cm off the ground.

 

[Kraka-chan]

I grant you the power to make everything you eat your favourite flavour - the only catch is that it'll only be that flavour!

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to grow a new pair of eyes every time your teeth fall out.

 

[Zet]

the power to see through wood

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

The power to get wood… during the mornings.

 

[41victory]

I give you the ability to see 2cm in front of you in the dark!

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

The power to view this post.

 

[Z o M B ii 3]

The power to beat any video game with ease, but not be able to save.​

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to play on easy mode.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to become an it.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

I give you the power to have an id.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to count things that belong in an acronym.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to bump crappy threads.

 

[Ho-Oh]

I give you the power to see beauty.

 

[THIRTY-SIX]

Power to be confused to what something beautiful looks like.