User-Facts

[Gummy]

This a game that I started on a different forum and decided to bring to PC. Here's how it works:

Okay, so I'm sure we've all heard of the ever popular Chuck Norris (clicky) jokes. But now it's time for a little twist. What you're supposed to do is copy (or create) a Chuck Norris joke, and replace "Chuck Norris" with the above person's username. For example:

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

becomes:

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Gummy can piss his name into concrete.

And that's all there is to it. Just a thread to get some nice lulz.

 

[C r A s H.]

Gummy once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are The Islands

 

[Gummy]

Bui Bui's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

 

[C r A s H.]

On a high school maths test, Gummy put down "Violence" as every one of his answers. He got an A+ because Gummy solves all his problems with Violence

 

[Gummy]

Bui Bui puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

 

[Her]

Gummy can walk faster than light.