Waiter, there is a ____ in my soup.

[classiccartoonsftw]

That's actually minced meat. We were in a hurry, so we couldn't make any meatballs.

Waiter, there's a dildo in my soup!

 

[Ice1]

ID please, this soup is 18+

Waiter, theres a carrot in my soup.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I will carefully fish the carrot for you and eat it. I bet you weren't expecting me as the waiter. :D

Waiter, there's an Iphone in my soup...

 

[Nakala Pri]

GOD DAMMIT I TOLD THE CHEF TO PUT SOMETHING APPLE-Y IN THE SOUP NOT A DAMN APPLE IPHONE!! D:<

Waiter, my monkey is in my soup! (get it out, it'll get all yucky)

 

[kuzronk]

Sure tastes like bananas in here.
Waiter there is a batman in my soup.

 

[Nakala Pri]

I guess the bat soup has been subjected to radiation. AGAIN

Waiter, Chouji Akamichi is in my soup! (MEATBALL FORM OH YESSS)

 

[Astraea]

Banned because its an anime themed soup

Waiter, there is Barack Obama in my soup

 

[Ice1]

It's our Oval Office special, sir.

Waiter, there's a one true ring in my soup.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Isn't it beautiful? :')

Waiter, Doc Martin is in my soup. (ew look at those EARS)

 

[Free Roamer]

EARS!!! I've waited millenia to get those in my soup!

Waiter, there is nothing out of the ordinary in my soup.

 

[AriArk]

It may seem so, but there is probably fly killer mixed in with that!

Waiter, there's a Flygon in my soup

 

[Ice1]

Well, you picked it from the non-mega menu

Waiter, there's a Titan in my soup.

 

[AriArk]

No sir, that is a titan shifter

Waiter, there is a glitch in my soup!

 

[Urist McHemlock]

Oh, sorry about that, we will fire the previous team of bug testers and get a new set of bug testers to fix the aforementioned glitch.

Waiter, there is a bowl of soup in my soup.

 

[Free Roamer]

I have no idea what to tell you, so here's a dude getting caught stealing a car:



Waiter, there is turkey in my chicken soup.

 

[jacktheking]

You ordered Turkey Soup..
Waiter, there is a underscore in my soup..

 

[Free Roamer]

Oh, did you order the full stop soup? Or the comma soup? Perhaps the bracket soup?

Waiter, there is a face in my soup. Funny that it seems to disappear when I look away...

 

[elife]

That's because you took the tray instead of the plate of soup. Here's the soup

Waiter, why are you in my soup? O.o

 

[Lunaris Adamantine]

This is how we spice the soup, by cleansing ourselves within it. The body oils add a unique flavor not found anywhere else! And the special broth-based body wash makes it even more exquisite!


Waiter! What is France doing in my soup?

 

[Judge Mandolore Shepard]

Did you not order the French special soup?

Waiter, there is a coded message in my soup