waka story

[Aquacorde]

CAST LIST

WAKACHAMO as wakachamo, dishwasher
ALTARIA as Altaria
ANNA as maybe steve
ZEFFY as zeffy
KHOROSHO as Khorosho
OWL as Rick_Sanchez
others were there too

PART 1

[9:35 PM] wakachamo
i have a garbage team
it's literally just garbodor
one is called jerry, the other is called bob. the other 4 are called backup singers

jerry and bob can really carry their own tune but they still need a baritone. jerry sometimes drops the mic because he's an idiot but it's ok the rest of the group just sorta deals
one of the backup dancers secretly wants to take over bob because bob slept with the dude's wife
I mean who does that like. so fuqd up
but they still soldier on I guess. until jerry retires of course. dude's approaching lvl 85 like he just won't stop. but he's gotta at some point you know like you can't burn the candle at both ends. he's already a garbodor like damn go easy on yourself. but yeah he's still goin

sometimes I let them go visit their families in Box #25. but they never stay too long because you kno they're dedicated to the job and you know the families understand really. I mean jerry's kids are all grown up now and have their own lives too

one of the backup dancers tho doesn't really have a family and just spends all his money on gardevoir bars. the other backup dancer sorta tries to get him in order but that's the one whose wife slept with bob so he's really not a huge help you know and just ends up joining him up at the bar at the end of the day

the other two backup dancers are secretly in love with each other but they haven't told anyone because they don't wanna startle jerry. he's from a different time you know like they don't want him to suddenly just keel over and die like they need him

like jerry's a good guy deep down he's just not ready for the new world. so he just keeps on singing. they say music is the last thing to go away when you're old. so jerry's guaranteed to have it for a long time.
good ol jerry

anyways brb gonna get through the elite 4 and have them beaten the fuq up
the end

[9:41 PM] Altaria
wipes tears wow
inspiring, truly
im...i dont know what to say

PART 2

maybe steve-Today at 2:38 AM
so how long have u been a dishwasher waka

dishwasher-Today at 2:39 AM
well it all started with this pokemon called garbodor
a long time ago there was a garbodor called jerry. jerry was a happy little trash meister, just prancing about minding his own business. until one day he met this ugly son of a bitch who was so ugly jerry literally shit his pants. so what happened was jerry got new pants

zeffy-Today at 2:40 AM
did he die

dishwasher-Today at 2:40 AM
yes
he died
the end

Khorosho-Today at 2:40 AM
rip

dishwasher-Today at 2:40 AM
no
he did not die
getting new pants does not cause you to die
im not sure if you were aware
getting new pants is not a cause of death

so what happened after jerry got new pants and he met the ugly son of a bitch again and jerry said, "hi ho mister who goes there"

and the ugly piece of shit said "my name is johnny"

and jerry said "oh wow. my dear goodness johnny. would you like to join my band?"

and johnny said "i dont see a band"

and jerry said "well, that's because it hasn't yet formed"

and johnny thought for a moment. and gave this a lot of thought. and then ultimately told jerry to go fcuk off because who the fuck wants to join a band these days out on the streets
and jerry, sad though he was, he felt a sigh of relief because good god johnny was fucking ugly
so then jerry moved along and carried on with his happy business as he so usually, and so merrily did until one day jerry finds a gigantic piece of trash and jerry says "DEAR LORDY ME! my goodness gracious what a humongous piece of trash this is"

and lo and behold jerry hears a voice!

"WHO THE FUCK GOES THERE" said the voice

and jerry, shat his pants again but this time did not get new pants for jerry was a poor senile motherfucker it just so turns out

Rick_Sanchez-Today at 2:46 AM
charming

dishwasher-Today at 2:46 AM
that that- yes, Rick, charming- piece of trash was indeed Johnny once again
and thus Jerry said "oh, if it isn't my good old friend"

and Johnny said "who"

and Jerry, trying to compose himself from the very recent disaster, said "what"

and thus johnny did so ask of jerry "i say, are you still looking for that band to be formed"

and jerry, with bright, glistening, shining eyes said "no, i already formed it without the help of your sorry ass"

and so johnny cried in a corner
and thus, the garbodor quartet + 2 was formed

the end
join us next time when we find out how jerry gets his pants back

dishwasher-Today at 2:48 AM
I believe the original question was why am I a dishwasher
I guess that didn't answer that

maybe steve-Today at 2:49 AM
a+ story so proud of u
u will make millions

dishwasher-Today at 2:49 AM
thanks steve
i hope so

 

[Altaria]

Wow. I haven't read a piece this emotional in...quite some time, to be honest. This brought a tear to my eye. Thank you for sharing such a movie piece. God bless.

xoxoxo <3

 

[Rosehip]

a truly moving tale that should really be read by everyone. highly advised to, if i do say so myself.

 

[Salzorrah]

why am i not in here waka :(

i is upset

but great story nonetheless 10/10 story lit af

 

[Gabri]

cool story bro

i need to drag my ass back to discord, it seems